Where bad choices make good stories
Hey look! That bear is going to eat the sleeping neighbor, get out the video recorder!
I think I dated number 7.....
#5. Memphis did something like that (cable grid pressed into the asphalt with a steamroller) to Beale Street to make it look like it was brick-paved. Didn't work all that well.
#2, reminds me of youth after capping off a night of drinking off with burritos and jalapeños and then waking the next morning with my azz on fire
Last time I ate mexican, a couple years ago, I was 4 hours away from home. Big mistake. I had to stop at every rest area on the way home. Trip took an extra hour.Nemo
#7: I get the same result when I scratch my cat that way just in front of its tail.
#4 - "Self-Basting"?Ed
#3 is Nelson New Zealand in the middle of town several years ago.Michael in Nelson
8 - that boy knows what he's doing.
#9 in a similar incident i found on the net the Japanese? Tourist freaked out and the elephant keeper followed it around until the phone came out. The Girl did not want to touch it (for obvious reasons and tried to get her friend to do it. if it worked it would have made a great commercial.
Tilley (the hat people) uses a similar story to illustrate their warranty. Hat came out the other end and was replaced.
#8 Top Cat Lives!
#1As a 10 YO kid, I had a black bear get tangled up in the twine holding our lean-to up while it was trying to get the bag of fish I had right next to my head.Knocked the whole shebang down on the six of us.I was too young to know enough to be skeered.
I hope #6 gets the message.Habitually take up two spaces with your Porsche and you can expect worse.
#3: The car guy was lucky; but the jeep guy was just showing off.#7: Oh, if I'd only known this when I was younger...
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