I dated a gal like that long, long ago.... trouble was, she shared her skill with other guys so... definitely not a "take home to meet the parents" type of gal.
I read a book years ago, written by someone who toured with an old-fashioned carnival as a sword swallower. He described one act another fellow did: the man (who was fairly rotund) would take a ribbon and attach a flat, curved needle to it. He would cut a slit in his stomach, then thread the ribbon around his body and remove the needle. During his act, he would hold up a ribbon, then ceremoniously swallow it. He then would take a razor, make a slit on his stomach at the right place, and pull out the ribbon. Never failed to get the crowd to throw up or pass out.
Howard Stern used to have a girl back in the old days on his radio and tv show, and she was in the movie Private Parts, went by " Kielbasa Queen". I think the scene is on youtube. Classic. Or just for fun, look up Hot Kinky Jo. Most definitely NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn you.
No way is that real, no I don't believe it.
ReplyDeleteWell, I certainly can't measure up to that.
ReplyDeleteBernie's VP ?
ReplyDeleteHer parents are so proud of her!!
ReplyDeleteFuck me running....
ReplyDeleteKamala Harris can duplicate that and carry on a conversation at the same time.
ReplyDeleteI bet she was popular in High School....
ReplyDeleteThat was my first thought. She would be popular in the back of the bus.
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I would disappoint her.
ReplyDeleteI think it is a balloon so no different from the ability to swallow a sword but the balloon can circle up in her stomach.
ReplyDeleteI could keep that girl employed.
ReplyDeleteI dated a gal like that long, long ago.... trouble was, she shared her skill with other guys so... definitely not a "take home to meet the parents" type of gal.
ReplyDeleteWell, I have her gag reflex, and it still works...
ReplyDeleteAmerica's got talent!
ReplyDeleteYeah, but can she tie it into a poodle?
ReplyDeleteMr. Big Al: Good one.
DeleteYou win the internet for today...Bloody funny.
DeleteNever gives head, throat's sore.
ReplyDeleteI see Kamala is still working to be on top.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if she could make that green balloon disappear starting from the other end?
ReplyDeleteI really thought we were gonna see her pull it out the other end....
ReplyDeleteThat's the problem with girls like her. When they perfect the technique, they want to practice it on ANYONE who asks!
ReplyDeleteMeh. Big deal. Now, if she had completed the trick by pulling it out of her butt...
ReplyDeleteI read a book years ago, written by someone who toured with an old-fashioned carnival as a sword swallower. He described one act another fellow did: the man (who was fairly rotund) would take a ribbon and attach a flat, curved needle to it. He would cut a slit in his stomach, then thread the ribbon around his body and remove the needle. During his act, he would hold up a ribbon, then ceremoniously swallow it. He then would take a razor, make a slit on his stomach at the right place, and pull out the ribbon. Never failed to get the crowd to throw up or pass out.
ReplyDeleteBut can she make a sammich?
ReplyDeleteI can't decide if that's more disturbing than it is a turn-on?
ReplyDeleteThat's a green condom.
ReplyDeletewonder if one has every popped in her? Er would have a field day.
ReplyDeleteHoward Stern used to have a girl back in the old days on his radio and tv show, and she was in the movie Private Parts, went by " Kielbasa Queen". I think the scene is on youtube. Classic. Or just for fun, look up Hot Kinky Jo. Most definitely NSFW. Don't say I didn't warn you.
ReplyDeleteI bet the last of it tasted like poop when she pulled it out
ReplyDeleteBackwoods Okie
Magician or slut... Hmmm...
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