Just like the Mick barmen putting a cute shamrock on top of a pint of Guinness. That's for limp wrists and bimbos. Just friggin pour. I'm gonna drink the shit so who cares about the liquid graffiti.
The first time I went into a Starbucks, I asked for just a coffee. He started in with all the different crap they have. I interrupted, just a black coffee please. He stood dumbfounded when I shoved my empty mug at him and said just fill it up with black coffee. Just coffee. I nearly had to give him step by step instructions. I had no idea how those places operate, I thought it was like any other coffee shop.
Just like the Mick barmen putting a cute shamrock on top of a pint of Guinness. That's for limp wrists and bimbos. Just friggin pour. I'm gonna drink the shit so who cares about the liquid graffiti.
ReplyDeletewonder if he went to grad school to learn that useless skill set ? who dumps THAT much crap into a cup o joe ? might as well just have a glass of milk
ReplyDeleteWith $100,000 in student debt.
DeleteIf it's Starbucks you need that much crap in your coffee to hide that nasty taste.
DeleteI just want a cup of black coffee, can you do that?
ReplyDeleteThe first time I went into a Starbucks, I asked for just a coffee. He started in with all the different crap they have. I interrupted, just a black coffee please. He stood dumbfounded when I shoved my empty mug at him and said just fill it up with black coffee. Just coffee. I nearly had to give him step by step instructions. I had no idea how those places operate, I thought it was like any other coffee shop.
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