AUGUST 24--A Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering her father “due to his flatulence” inside their residence, police say.
According to an arrest affidavit, Nicole Dozois, 40, shares a bedroom with the 59-year-old victim in a home in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area. MORE
I'm sure there was a time or two when a couple of members of my family wanted to kick my azz over flatulence. Nothing like some deviled eggs and cold beer to get the fireworks started!!
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WHAT ???
ReplyDeleteThere's only a 19 year difference..........
I'm sure there was a time or two when a couple of members of my family wanted to kick my azz over flatulence. Nothing like some deviled eggs and cold beer to get the fireworks started!!
ReplyDelete"Wait - she shares a bedroom with her father?"
ReplyDeleteYeah, that kind of jumped out at me too.
Just your prototypical Florida Man and Florida Woman, I reckon.
Sheesh.
Do they both share the same bed with nylon ripstop sheets and airtight PU coating!
ReplyDeleteThis IS Florida. Maybe you need to recalibrate your "Judge-O-Meter."
ReplyDeleteIt’s called “Larghetto” for a reason
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