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Friday, August 28, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

AUGUST 24--A Florida Woman was arrested yesterday for allegedly battering her father “due to his flatulence” inside their residence, police say.

According to an arrest affidavit, Nicole Dozois, 40, shares a bedroom with the 59-year-old victim in a home in Largo, a city in the Tampa Bay area.
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Wait - she shares a bedroom with her father?

6 comments:

  1. WHAT ???
    There's only a 19 year difference..........

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  2. I'm sure there was a time or two when a couple of members of my family wanted to kick my azz over flatulence. Nothing like some deviled eggs and cold beer to get the fireworks started!!

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  3. "Wait - she shares a bedroom with her father?"

    Yeah, that kind of jumped out at me too.
    Just your prototypical Florida Man and Florida Woman, I reckon.
    Sheesh.

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  4. Do they both share the same bed with nylon ripstop sheets and airtight PU coating!

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  5. This IS Florida. Maybe you need to recalibrate your "Judge-O-Meter."

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  6. It’s called “Larghetto” for a reason

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