Had one of those in my platoon at Fort Monmouth. He'd check in the morning to see if he needed to turn them. We drug him into the shower one night (with permission of the platoon sergeant and collusion of the CQ). Didn't do any good.
Had one in college that didnt believe in showers...straight out of the Ozarks and fought like a wildcat when we threw him in. One time he complained of a stomach ache and a guy handed him an Alka Seltzer which he promptly put in his mouth and started chewing. That was a sight...and he forgot all about his stomach. Was a physics major and Im not sure they had running water at home.
Although some may scoff... someplace, a nice gentleman is looking for a lovely lady just like her! I ask in all sincerity, who among you would stand in the way of true love?
Oh SH$t!
ReplyDeleteHad one of those in my platoon at Fort Monmouth. He'd check in the morning to see if he needed to turn them. We drug him into the shower one night (with permission of the platoon sergeant and collusion of the CQ). Didn't do any good.
ReplyDeleteMan, that's gotta itch. Hope he doesn't have a hang nail while scratching and then try to chew it off
ReplyDeleteGood God almighty!That isn't a skid mark, that's a level-five Baking Stain!
ReplyDeleteHad one in college that didnt believe in showers...straight out of the Ozarks and fought like a wildcat when we threw him in. One time he complained of a stomach ache and a guy handed him an Alka Seltzer which he promptly put in his mouth and started chewing. That was a sight...and he forgot all about his stomach. Was a physics major and Im not sure they had running water at home.
ReplyDeleteA week's worth of residuals?
ReplyDeleteAlthough some may scoff... someplace, a nice gentleman is looking for a lovely lady just like her!
I ask in all sincerity, who among you would stand in the way of true love?
Some people don't have any sense of their own odor. To them it is just how the world smells.
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