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Friday, September 04, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

SEPTEMBER 1--A 19-year-old Floridian arrested after she pulled her pants down and urinated in front of a cop car made matters worse on her way to jail when she allegedly offered to perform a sex act on a patrolman in exchange for her Juul e-cigarette, records show.

Madison Ann Bryant was charged Sunday with disorderly intoxication, a misdemeanor, and offering a bribe to a public servant, a felony. She was released that evening from the Lake County jail after posting $3000 bond.
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9 comments:

  1. When Daddy’s little girl turns into somebody’s little whore.

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  2. Wonder how many interesting critters she has floating around in her system?

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  3. Daddy must be so proud of his little princess!

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  4. Well..... if I was 30yrs younger, I do her.

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  5. Only a God damn skank would smoke those vapor things.

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    1. Hey now, since I switched to those things from real cancer sticks my 2 mile run time has dropped 2 minutes. They have a purpose.

      Although I guess I was pretty slutty in my 20s...

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  6. Rode hard and put away skanky...

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  7. WELL LOOKIE HERE.....She be a ho.

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