As if Australians don't have enough shit trying to kill them
JAKARTA – Tasmanian devils, the carnivorous marsupials whose feisty, frenzied eating habits won the animals cartoon fame, have returned to mainland Australia for the first time in some 3,000 years.
They wore religious clothing disguises and had New Zealand passports then bribed immigration officials with vegamite. So, they got that going for them.
They wore religious clothing disguises and had New Zealand passports then bribed immigration officials with vegamite. So, they got that going for them.
ReplyDelete3,000 years? Right, sure. How'd they figure that, count the tree rings?
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DeleteThey'll gnaw your leg and scream a lot. Lots of display not a lot of fighting unless cornered.
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