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Friday, October 30, 2020

No biggie - I've been shitfaced half my life anyway

The hipster beard revolution may still be a thing — but a shocking new study has warned that facial hair could be dirtier than a toilet bowl. 

 According to a group of microbiologists in New Mexico, the rancid bacteria that beards collect could be putting owners’ health at risk. 

 Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria for the study and found that some of the bacteria “are the kind of things that you find in feces.” 
-WiscoDave

15 comments:

  1. ***"found that some of the bacteria “are the kind of things that you find in feces."***

    Looks like them dudes have been lunchin' at the back door restaurant.

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  2. I have ate a piece of Amish deer bolonies so I should be immune to most any bacteria in all of creation. 20 shits per hour for nearly two weeks . The deer carcass laid three days before he butchered it and ground it up into balonies. I know better now.

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    1. Wow, that's a shit every 3 minutes. In two weeks, that's 6720 shits!

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  3. .....so...be careful where you put your beard....

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  4. I don't buy it. You shampoo your beard same as your hair and unless you "toss salad" for a living it isn't dirty.

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    1. Unless you're a hipster douchebag. Then it's all dirty.

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  5. ....I guess the reason your top hair doesn't have the same finding is because most guys don't try to put their head all the way in to the lucky woman....In other words, nobody literally tries to dive in head first....

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  6. ...then they wonder why most of us are skeptical of a lot of the info coming from "scientists" and/or "doctors". Ya think they define a doctor's work as "practicing medicine" for no reason?

    Nemo

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    1. Practice makes perfect. But it takes a LOT of practice. No one ever lives long enough to get it right.

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  7. Hey, if all the shit is getting in my beard then it means it aint making it to my lungs. Aint that good? "Look at my beard, aint it weird? Don't be skeerd, it's only a beard."

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  8. The microbiologist is gay transgender who swapped homeless people after to sucked them off.

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  9. I call bullshit in the brain on that so called scientist, facial hair is no dirtier than the hair on your head. Unless you're a nasty muthafucker it gets washed when awash the rest. Fuck that dumbass.
    JD

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  10. Most people, including scientists, constantly say stupid shit about science. There is such a thing as microbial rancidity, but there is no such thing as "rancid bacteria". Which would mean that the bacteria died and then broke down into aldehydes and ketones, which isn't how such things work.

    The primary reason beard hair sometimes smells more than head hair washed the same way is because head hair is relatively dry, while beard hair is constantly moistened by one's own breath, leading to hydrolytic rancidity, rather than microbial rancidity.

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