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Friday, October 30, 2020

No biggie - I've been shitfaced half my life anyway

The hipster beard revolution may still be a thing — but a shocking new study has warned that facial hair could be dirtier than a toilet bowl. 

 According to a group of microbiologists in New Mexico, the rancid bacteria that beards collect could be putting owners’ health at risk. 

 Microbiologist John Golobic, of Quest Diagnostics, swabbed a number of beards searching for bacteria for the study and found that some of the bacteria “are the kind of things that you find in feces.” 
-WiscoDave