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Friday, October 23, 2020

Nobody in that town owns a shotgun?

Deputies responded to an unusual call last week regarding a problem that’s become too familiar to residents of one small town Tennessee neighborhood: monkey attacks. 

According to a Hawkins County Sheriff’s Office report, deputies arrived at the Church Hill neighborhood and spoke with a woman who said her neighbor’s pet monkey had jumped on her and tried to bite her in the driveway, WCYB reported. 
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4 comments:

  1. cjOctober 23, 2020 at 7:49 AM

    Wow, this one delivers! The picture of the monkey, "A pet monkey, not the one pictured"...with massive fangs. 'A deputy noted handprints that “seemed consistent with a monkey”' (that's some mighty fine police work). A neighbor trying to fend it off with a stick, when "It snatched the makeshift weapon away from her".

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  2. SgtBobOctober 23, 2020 at 10:07 AM

    Is that town populated by immigrant California types who believe animals have more rights than do people? Hell, shoot the sonofabitch with something lethal. The owners "scolded" the animal. One day here in Florida I heard a woman say to her dog, "Don't make me tell you again." WTF, said I to myself.

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  3. ayetter2003October 23, 2020 at 10:22 AM

    Guess the race?

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  4. Handy HandsomeOctober 24, 2020 at 8:23 PM

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    "Trid to bite her in the driveway"?
    Is that what they're calling the Koochie-Pop now a days?

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