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Tuesday, October 20, 2020

Not enough attention as a child, dear?


 

12 comments:

  1. Mating plumage designed to attract males of the species.

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    1. When does the season open for them things?

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  2. Is that a guy or girl or mentally ill

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  3. I like the thoughtfulness of providing a step for the altitudinally challenged.
    How does she sleep?
    Not someone you want to be sitting behind in a theatre.

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  4. "Caleb got his HVAC license and is starting his own business. What is Julie studying to be at the university?"
    "Featherduster"

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  5. I wonder if the carpet matches the curtains.

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  6. I had a buddy in college who had a mohawk similar to that. It took him over two hours to fix his hair everyday, and the process involved hanging upside down in gravity boots for most of that.

    I could never understand putting up with that. He was worse than the girls when it came to getting ready to go.

    Ended up failing some classes and dropped out. Guess he should have used that time to study instead.

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  7. I got nothing, smh.
    JD

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  8. Assuming shir has a job, one wonders: Doing what?
    While I'm at it, started a sci fi book, Salvation, a couple of days ago. It is full of alternate pronouns for the gender challenged. Thought maybe it would get better. So far, not.

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  9. The real story here is that PRIMUS HAS A PINBALL MACHINE!

    Fairplayjeepguy

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  10. "What are you staring at, Pops?"

    "Well, son, I got drunk once and fucked a parrot. Thought you might be my missing son."

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