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Monday, October 19, 2020

Passed around like a fast burning joint


 

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14 comments:

  1. SkipperdaddyOctober 19, 2020 at 3:23 AM

    Passed around like a crack pipe at a Hunter Biden hot tub party.

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  2. SteveOctober 19, 2020 at 5:59 AM

    Only the best ho deserves my best cubic zirconia!

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    1. rickn8orOctober 19, 2020 at 8:59 AM

      Great minds think alike, only I was gonna add "Joke's on you bitch."

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  3. ArthurOctober 19, 2020 at 6:01 AM

    Saw something in you?

    Besides everyone he knows?

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  4. bogsidebunnyOctober 19, 2020 at 6:50 AM

    I bet them nails left some scars on his prostate.

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  5. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 8:23 AM

    Was it tits? Did he see tits?

    Fairplayjeepguy

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  6. JeremyROctober 19, 2020 at 8:26 AM

    And after they divorce they will still be brother and sister.

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  7. explainistOctober 19, 2020 at 8:43 AM

    there is a particular type of crazy lady:
    bride magazines on every flat surface
    calendars open to june, with wedding pictures on every vertical surface

    first question to every male: are you married?
    run. run as fast and far as you can. run farther
    she's not into you. she's not into being married. her sole interest is getting married. the instant the ceremony is over you're just in the way.

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  8. StevePOctober 19, 2020 at 9:19 AM

    What does "curved him" mean?

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    1. LargeMargeOctober 19, 2020 at 9:42 AM

      SteveP,

      According to Urban Dictionary (and they know 'urban' better than anybody), the urban slang 'curve him' is 'rejecting his attempts to get commitment from her'.

      I think that procedure is rude.
      I think naming the procedure because you do it often enough to name it is very rude.

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    2. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 9:43 PM

      Means Friend zoned!!! grayman

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  9. Bear Claw Chris LappOctober 19, 2020 at 9:29 AM

    I call bullshit.

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  10. Fa Cube ItchesOctober 19, 2020 at 11:38 AM

    Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh *snap snap*
    Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh *snap snap*
    Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh
    Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh *snap snap*

    Her sister is her mother
    Her father is her brother
    They all fuck one another
    A white trash family

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  11. Oswald BastableOctober 19, 2020 at 12:40 PM

    Does that ring have a tiny battery in it?

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