#10 - Lice? The old way wuz to shave a strip down the middle and just light one side on fire. Then you stab the little critters as they come running across the fire break! At least that's whut you were supposed to do for crabs...
#7 stealing luggage from a moving bus, where are we, Venezuela? #2 Why are there scorpions coming out of that eggplant, and what do I do to insure that never happens with any vegetable I cut up?
Staged shot - clues are that they didn't flinch (they knew what was inside) and the eggplant's innards are missing to make room for the scorpions.
To prevent that happening to you, all you need to do is NOT fill an eggplant with scorpions. Which now that I've mentioned it I'm sure will be a challenge for some people, but I think most of us won't have any trouble resisting that particular temptation.
Europeans do. When I flew tourists over the Grand Canyon many would have their heads down reviewing the pictures they just took. I guess it was either to see if its a keeper or maybe the sim card was full and they were scrambling to delete pics to make room for a 'better' shot. A lot of them hardly looked out the windows. The French were the worst...and the best. I had marriage proposals from seriously hot babes. I don't know why.
Germans at Death Valley in the summer. They love it! They buy a pricey tour but they only want to bake in the sun. Picture a 300+ lbs kraut turned beet red wearing an untucked short sleeve button down shirt with shorts 2 sizes too small but with a very happy smile. And they'll be back next year.
Japanese taking a bus tour along the CA coast. They're busy inside the bus trading pictures and staging sing-alongs. Meanwhile the beautiful vistas stream past their windows.
I'm glad I wasn't the only person who wondered about #9. That cat doesn't have much meat on it's bones, but I guess it would make a decent appetizer (if the kids don't get to it first).
#5 Fuel-Air explosions are not to be underestimated. I learned that when I blew gasoline into a gopher hole ... not knowing one of the damn rodent's exit was in my Uncle Bob's garage. Yeah, cousins and I didn't sit down for days.
#9 Thanks for saving lunch!
ReplyDeleteCucumber fulla Scorpions.
ReplyDeleteGood God.
What will the vegans do with this?
DeleteActually that's and eggplant.
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Delete#10 - Lice?
ReplyDeleteThe old way wuz to shave a strip down the middle and just light one side on fire.
Then you stab the little critters as they come running across the fire break!
At least that's whut you were supposed to do for crabs...
Or pour beer on your head followed by a handful of sand. That way they get drunk and start throwing rocks at each other ...
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10 The greasy kid stuff still has its uses.
ReplyDeleteWhat on earth is number two?
ReplyDeleteOr, do I not want to know?
That's an eggplant full of scorpions.
Delete#9 having to work together to get their lunch.
ReplyDelete#7 stealing luggage from a moving bus, where are we, Venezuela?
ReplyDelete#2 Why are there scorpions coming out of that eggplant, and what do I do to insure that never happens with any vegetable I cut up?
Staged shot - clues are that they didn't flinch (they knew what was inside) and the eggplant's innards are missing to make room for the scorpions.
DeleteTo prevent that happening to you, all you need to do is NOT fill an eggplant with scorpions. Which now that I've mentioned it I'm sure will be a challenge for some people, but I think most of us won't have any trouble resisting that particular temptation.
Now comes the question: if this is a staged shot, how did he get the scorpions in there so tightly?
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ReplyDeleteMan, I feel bad asking, but was that compassion, or dinner?
#7 - flix bus does tours of europe. You'll notice its the refugees and recent arrivals committing the crimes.
ReplyDeleteI looked at their website. All their buses have high speed wifi so you can enjoy netflix or stream your blog while on the bus.
Who goes on a bus tour and decides towatvh netflix rather than the countryside.
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Europeans do. When I flew tourists over the Grand Canyon many would have their heads down reviewing the pictures they just took. I guess it was either to see if its a keeper or maybe the sim card was full and they were scrambling to delete pics to make room for a 'better' shot. A lot of them hardly looked out the windows. The French were the worst...and the best. I had marriage proposals from seriously hot babes. I don't know why.
DeleteGermans at Death Valley in the summer. They love it! They buy a pricey tour but they only want to bake in the sun. Picture a 300+ lbs kraut turned beet red wearing an untucked short sleeve button down shirt with shorts 2 sizes too small but with a very happy smile. And they'll be back next year.
Japanese taking a bus tour along the CA coast. They're busy inside the bus trading pictures and staging sing-alongs. Meanwhile the beautiful vistas stream past their windows.
#6 And #8, god I love dogs!
ReplyDelete#1 Future parallel parking world champ.
ReplyDeletesmarter than most adults
DeleteI'm glad I wasn't the only person who wondered about #9. That cat doesn't have much meat on it's bones, but I guess it would make a decent appetizer (if the kids don't get to it first).
ReplyDelete#5 Fuel-Air explosions are not to be underestimated. I learned that when I blew gasoline into a gopher hole ... not knowing one of the damn rodent's exit was in my Uncle Bob's garage. Yeah, cousins and I didn't sit down for days.
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