My mother could be a real piece of work sometimes. She was bitter about her life. She had to live with my wife and me for a couple of months at one time.
Sometime into that experience, we were having dinner. My mother, in her most condescending tone she could muster, said to my wife "You know, I don't understand it. You can just cook anything you want and my son will just eat it and not complain. I really don't understand it."
Before I could say anything, my wife looked her straight in the eye and said: "It's because I fuck him." Touche, my dear, touche.
If the groom was smart, he'd get the hell out of there.
ReplyDeleteAlways someone pissing in the punchbowl
ReplyDeletePay attention, boy - that's your future.
ReplyDeleteWho let the waitress from Whuttacunt in there?
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, in Trafford, AL....
ReplyDeleteDoesn't bode well for the longevity of the marriage!
ReplyDeleteRetired Cop
Women hate each other.
ReplyDeleteGroom is near bald but bet he was a blond too.
ReplyDeleteHint: Those women are all related.
ReplyDeleteThink about what that will do to your children.
THINK HARD ABOUT YOUR CHILDREN!
Run while you still can.
My mother could be a real piece of work sometimes. She was bitter about her life. She had to live with my wife and me for a couple of months at one time.
ReplyDeleteSometime into that experience, we were having dinner. My mother, in her most condescending tone she could muster, said to my wife "You know, I don't understand it. You can just cook anything you want and my son will just eat it and not complain. I really don't understand it."
Before I could say anything, my wife looked her straight in the eye and said: "It's because I fuck him." Touche, my dear, touche.
Daaaaamn.....
ReplyDeleteWhat would really have been funny is if the bride had said "fuck this-I'm not marrying into THIS family!
ReplyDeleteReminds me of my wife...damn.
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