What the fuck were they thinking? What was their plan? Well the best thing these geniuses have going for them is stores sell that shit all day every day.
White guy fail, but a BLMer could exit a burning appliance store with that same Flat-Screen on his shoulder and do a quarter mile in under 40 seconds without breathing hard.
I once knew a couple whose yard ape would do that. They thought it was funny, cute. Then the kid nut-punched daddy, and daddy figured out that it was a bit lacking in humor after all. Mommy still thought it was cute. I believe that stopped when someone explained that the next time it happened, the kid would be knocked to the ground and SHE would be punched out.
What happens when you free range your kids, and think disciplining them is bad.....they grow up thinking it's cute to punch Pa in the balls, knowing they'll suffer no consequences.......and then they grow up and become antifa or BLM.
Exactly. This kid needs to become acquainted with the "learning by pain" principle; and then I would deduct the price of the TV screen from his allowance. I guess he should have paid it off by the time I kick him out of the house when he turns 18.
That happened on my first and last date with an unwed mother. I'm handing over my credit card to the cashier at a restaurant when the little shit nailed me right in the balls. I'd have gone to prison if I'd stayed with her. Thanks for a wonderful evening, Bye!
I had a nephew in law that did that constantly. Parents thought it soooo cute. I saw him drawing back to hit me once while I had big cast iron dutch oven lid in hand. Presto! instant shield. A loud WHANG and a priceless look of shock on the monster's face. The grandpa (a frequent victim himself) nearly stroked out laughing. The little bastard never came within arms reach ever again. They took him to the ER for xrays. No broken bones unfortunately. Almost came to fisticuffs with the mom. STILL a cherished memory! Mightybison
Scratch one satanic device.
ReplyDeleteWhat the fuck were they thinking? What was their plan? Well the best thing these geniuses have going for them is stores sell that shit all day every day.
My first thought - what the fuck was the plan there.
DeleteMe too, WTF?
DeleteWhite guy fail, but a BLMer could exit a burning appliance store with that same Flat-Screen on his shoulder and do a quarter mile in under 40 seconds without breathing hard.
ReplyDeleteAs I've always said, I didn't have children because I didn't want to go to prison.
ReplyDeleteWho teaches their kid that it is OK to hit a guy in the balls?
ReplyDeleteIf that was the guy holding the TV he had it coming.
My brother in law let his son do that. 30 years later, his kid is what the Japanese call a "grass-eater".
DeleteI see coal this Christmas.
ReplyDeleteAny forever after.
"Enjoy College, little Timmy.
At The Armed Services Community College, you little shit."
Staged
ReplyDeleteWhy is the guy coming downstairs backwards? That in itself tells ya these two are a couple candy asses.
ReplyDeleteI once knew a couple whose yard ape would do that. They thought it was funny, cute. Then the kid nut-punched daddy, and daddy figured out that it was a bit lacking in humor after all. Mommy still thought it was cute. I believe that stopped when someone explained that the next time it happened, the kid would be knocked to the ground and SHE would be punched out.
ReplyDeleteWhat happens when you free range your kids, and think disciplining them is bad.....they grow up thinking it's cute to punch Pa in the balls, knowing they'll suffer no consequences.......and then they grow up and become antifa or BLM.
ReplyDeleteTim in AK
In my day a VERY WELL EARNED "ASSWHOOPIN" would follow. Now I would probably go to jail...jus sayin...UNKNOWN is correct...IMO.
ReplyDeleteThe short pig would either be up for adoption or I would be looking for a divorce attorney.
ReplyDeleteBig reasons to have your own private accounts and off the books assets.
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Exactly. This kid needs to become acquainted with the "learning by pain" principle; and then I would deduct the price of the TV screen from his allowance. I guess he should have paid it off by the time I kick him out of the house when he turns 18.
ReplyDeleteWhy the fuck do they want to watch tv outside for anyway? Turn that shit off sometimes. Every damn place has a tv playing.
ReplyDeleteAnd the hitting daddy in the balls, it ain't funny.
God makes them cute so parents won't kill them.
ReplyDeleteThat happened on my first and last date with an unwed mother. I'm handing over my credit card to the cashier at a restaurant when the little shit nailed me right in the balls. I'd have gone to prison if I'd stayed with her. Thanks for a wonderful evening, Bye!
ReplyDeleteGot to be a set up... Otherwise why the hell are they recording the move??
ReplyDeleteThat was security-camera footage...notice the running timestamp in the lower right.
DeleteI had a nephew in law that did that constantly. Parents thought it soooo cute. I saw him drawing back to hit me once while I had big cast iron dutch oven lid in hand. Presto! instant shield. A loud WHANG and a priceless look of shock on the monster's face. The grandpa (a frequent victim himself) nearly stroked out laughing. The little bastard never came within arms reach ever again. They took him to the ER for xrays. No broken bones unfortunately. Almost came to fisticuffs with the mom. STILL a cherished memory!
ReplyDeleteMightybison
Like your grandpa: I would have been bent over laughing. Mom be damned.
DeleteThat kid is a great argument for post-natal abortion.
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