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Monday, October 19, 2020

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14 comments:

  1. PaulOctober 19, 2020 at 2:19 PM

    One time I could have used a dog like that. Not sure any large amount of those people are even still alive

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    1. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 3:32 PM

      My father in law used to have a racist dog. Never did figure out why, but he had a thing about black people. Not joking.

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    2. wirecutterOctober 19, 2020 at 4:38 PM

      Every single dog I've ever owned with the exception of CharlieGodammit, hated blacks and it wasn't something they were taught.
      That asshole dog Jack has never seen a black person because we just don't have that many around here, but he takes anything strange as an attempt on his life, so the first time he sees one will be real interesting.

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    3. WestcoastDeplorableOctober 20, 2020 at 11:56 AM

      Same thing with horses and Geo "W" Bush. He owns a "ranch" but is afraid of horses. Moral to the story? Horses know bullshit when they smell it.

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  2. grayjohnOctober 19, 2020 at 2:23 PM

    THAT is soooo bad!

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  3. JeremyROctober 19, 2020 at 2:34 PM

    11. I thought they meant covering their credit card escapades.

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  4. UnclezipOctober 19, 2020 at 3:00 PM

    the Ma Deuce also does not have one of those 'trigger' things...

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  5. Bright EyesOctober 19, 2020 at 3:47 PM

    I love 5 and 12. A course I always been a touch weird. Type a joke you would have heard in my home town back in the sixites.

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  6. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 3:51 PM

    ...it also doesn't have "the shoulder thing that goes up"
    Grandpa

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  7. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 4:03 PM

    #19 for the win! "You piece of chit"

    Vermillion

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  8. bogsidebunnyOctober 19, 2020 at 5:02 PM

    #4: And if you were savvy you scraped off the brown flecks and pubic hairs before applying to your face.

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  9. Buzz DOctober 19, 2020 at 10:45 PM

    #5 cleaned my gizzard!

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  10. AnonymousOctober 19, 2020 at 11:01 PM

    #16 And now the bois "Buy a lifted truck"? Why don't they lift it themselves? Before I was 30 I think I helped four or five friends lift their trucks. It would be a weekend thing with BBQ and beer and several of us bringing our favorite tools, jacks creepers air compressors and anything else we thought we might need.

    And today the snowflake just goes out and buys one. Pathetic.

    And no, I have never had a lifted truck. You can add 4 inches of frame lift and yet your differentials are still about 9 inches off the ground. Unless you just go crazy and get some 40 inch mudders.

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  11. AbbySOctober 20, 2020 at 10:17 AM

    #18. When my cousin got married in Vegas, her hubby's son & daughter-in-law were there. The DIL was such a hag that even Elvis told the groom his son "was a lucky man." In our house, that phrase is NOT a compliment....

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