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Tuesday, October 27, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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8 comments:

  1. #2 The Thong of Thor by John Boardman

    http://www.odins-gift.com/poth/T/thongofthor.htm

    "In days of yore, the great god Thor would ramp around creation.
    He'd drink a pint and slay a giant and save the Nordic nation,
    Or kill a Worm to watch it squirm and vainly try to fang him,
    Or lock up Loki in the pokey and on the noggin bang him.

    [... seven more stanzas]"

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  2. #1. Johnnie's always been a fuck up.

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  3. LMFAO #20 'bout put me in the floor.

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  4. #2: Thor is pronounced "To-ar". So the joke doesn't work.

    /DanishGuy

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    1. Nej! Inte så. (Sorry for the Swedish. I can't even get close to making Danish sounds.)

      Leaving aside that it's a joke in English and we Murricans pronounce it with the Th and not T, I'm going with Icelandic rather than Danish if I want the "authentic" pronunciation.

      Þór [1] is pronounced:
      https://forvo.com/word/%C3%BE%C3%B3r/#is

      The problem we Murricans have with "Thor" isn't the start of the name, it's the end, where we fail to trill (roll) the "R".

      [1] For you Deplorable Murricans, the first letter is the character "thorn" which now survives only in Icelandic. Used to be more widely used, in Swedish, Middle English, etc.

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  5. #1 almost made me fall out of the chair laughing, especially after seeing the look on the little red haired girls face.

    #2 finished the job.

    (Note to DanishGuy, the joke works because, regardless of the correctness of it, all but a handful of us Americans pronounce it with the "th".)

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