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Friday, October 02, 2020

Wait for it...

 


16 comments:

  1. He's about to hear a new and different ring tone. It will sound like bells ringing and birdies chirping.

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  2. He's going to have a bad connection but it won't have anything to do with his phone.

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  3. every stoopid gringo tourist ever.

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  4. Situational awareness Zero, Reminder will arrive in seconds, followed by a week or two in the local hospital

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  5. I would say this DOLT is gonna have a BAD CONNECTION SOON?

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  6. From the look on the bull's face, even he can't believe how stupid this guy is.

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  7. And the operator said $.40 more for the next three minutes

    867-5309

    My number is BEachwood 4-5789

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    1. At my tech support job, we get trouble tickets for new hospitals and when the ticket is created, the tech uses that number for a place holder.
      Amazing how long before people recognize it...or who doesn't at all!

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  8. Hey, I'm on da phon heah. It's vewy vewy impointant phone call.

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  9. Cellphones; doing Darwin's work since 1985.

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  10. Dude shoulda been wearing a red shirt, for two very obvious reasons...

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  11. Bulls only charge moving objects and capes are typically red to hide the blood from the bull, not because red annoys them. Cows are color blind and it's the waving motion of the cape that they charge at, not the color.

    This guy will be fine if he doesn't move.

    -arc

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    1. Lol - I really like your optimism... but them bovines “know” people and that is a perfect target 🎯 like John said, this is his lucky day, you can almost hear that animal say, here hold me beer 🍺
      Drew in Michigan

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  12. Somewhere there HAS to be an after pic.

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  13. He is on the phone with PETA and was put on hold.

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