Nothin like an old Holstein. That's all we had on our Dairy. A story. Had a skittish cow. evening milking time, I was about four. Dad said time for you to go to the house. I stepped across the gutter to give him a hug and scared the ol cow. She knocked me in the gutter. I still remember her hoofs catchin on the edge of the gutter and slippin down on my face. Older brother ran across the aisle got under the back a the cow and lifted for all he was worth. Father pulled me outta the gutter. That day I lost most my baby teeth. I still like a Holstein.
#1 The LAST time Hank was allowed to drive the shovel #2 That's called a feint #3 Besties #4 The best of skiing/snowboarding, stand up paddling, and surfing combined #5 NOW we're gettin' somewhere! #6 A true artist #7 Who needs to buy knuckebands? Probably the most informative GIF ever! #8 Real life Transformer #9 Why don't you fight in your own weight class and leave me outta this? #10 I'LL take that! Next time feed me BEFORE we leave!
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#9. Unfair! I (click-clack) wanna do this under water.
ReplyDeleteNothin like an old Holstein. That's all we had on our Dairy. A story. Had a skittish cow. evening milking time, I was about four. Dad said time for you to go to the house. I stepped across the gutter to give him a hug and scared the ol cow. She knocked me in the gutter. I still remember her hoofs catchin on the edge of the gutter and slippin down on my face. Older brother ran across the aisle got under the back a the cow and lifted for all he was worth. Father pulled me outta the gutter. That day I lost most my baby teeth. I still like a Holstein.
ReplyDelete#10 is a very rude dog!
ReplyDeleteThat dog just ate the last meal from me.
Delete#6 - That is skill. He's obviously done that before.
ReplyDelete#7 - That's cool. I'll have to remember that little bandaid trick.
#9 - The kitten is playing. That crawdad however, is fighting for its life.
#7 It is called a knuckle band aid and they sell them in the package of finger tip and knuckle and standard band aid!!! grayman
DeleteOSHA has a copy and will be in contact soon.
ReplyDelete#4 - Is that glacier ice or actual rock he is skating on ?
ReplyDelete#7 - That Flex-Bandage cutting trick is cool. Its a real pain dealing with those injuries.
#1 The LAST time Hank was allowed to drive the shovel
ReplyDelete#2 That's called a feint
#3 Besties
#4 The best of skiing/snowboarding, stand up paddling, and surfing combined
#5 NOW we're gettin' somewhere!
#6 A true artist
#7 Who needs to buy knuckebands? Probably the most informative GIF ever!
#8 Real life Transformer
#9 Why don't you fight in your own weight class and leave me outta this?
#10 I'LL take that! Next time feed me BEFORE we leave!
#6. I think he's done that before...
ReplyDelete#6 simple but kind of neat anyway, I'd of thought they would use a template
ReplyDelete#1, harness check ride.
ReplyDelete#7, now thats cool.
#5 is obviously a water spaniel.
ReplyDeletePhil B
I like #9, but I'm taking #10 for the win.
ReplyDelete#7 is cool but I would've bled all over the sink by that point
ReplyDelete#10 fuckin women are the worst. Eating and fucking with her cell phone while driving and then stupid enough to post it somewhere a gif could be made.
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