What is it with kids nowadays having to put Ranch dressing on everything?
OCTOBER 19--A naked Kansas teenager found covered in ranch dressing may be facing criminal charges following a series of bizarre events early Saturday morning, cops say.
According to investigators, the 17-year-old suspect was “under the influence of a substance” when he caused a disturbance around 3:30 AM at Petro Deli in Shawnee, a Kansas City suburb.
30 years back: guy is working a hard hat job at a research facility. has a friend that keeps bugging him to go to this really great bar: The Ranch.
guy finally goes. comes back. collosal mistake #1: don't tell your buds at a hard hat job that you went to the Ranch and it turns out to be a gay bar. that eventually faded away.
colossal mistake #2: you're eating lunch and someone tells you "you've got something white on your lip, right there", and the guy says...
Didja ever work with a guy that drank blueberry syrup out of the bottle?
ReplyDelete30 years back: guy is working a hard hat job at a research facility. has a friend that keeps bugging him to go to this really great bar: The Ranch.
ReplyDeleteguy finally goes. comes back. collosal mistake #1: don't tell your buds at a hard hat job that you went to the Ranch and it turns out to be a gay bar. that eventually faded away.
colossal mistake #2: you're eating lunch and someone tells you "you've got something white on your lip, right there", and the guy says...
"oh, that's just ranch dressing"
yeah, he quit and moved away.