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Friday, October 23, 2020

What is it with kids nowadays having to put Ranch dressing on everything?

OCTOBER 19--A naked Kansas teenager found covered in ranch dressing may be facing criminal charges following a series of bizarre events early Saturday morning, cops say. 

According to investigators, the 17-year-old suspect was “under the influence of a substance” when he caused a disturbance around 3:30 AM at Petro Deli in Shawnee, a Kansas City suburb. 

2 comments:

  1. Didja ever work with a guy that drank blueberry syrup out of the bottle?

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  2. 30 years back: guy is working a hard hat job at a research facility. has a friend that keeps bugging him to go to this really great bar: The Ranch.

    guy finally goes. comes back. collosal mistake #1: don't tell your buds at a hard hat job that you went to the Ranch and it turns out to be a gay bar. that eventually faded away.

    colossal mistake #2: you're eating lunch and someone tells you "you've got something white on your lip, right there", and the guy says...

    "oh, that's just ranch dressing"

    yeah, he quit and moved away.

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