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Thursday, November 26, 2020

An oldie but goodie

A furious row has broken out between a local tattoo artist and his client after what started out as a routine inking session, left both of them requiring emergency hospital treatment. 

Vintage film fan and part time plus size model Tracey Munter (23), had visited the Ink It Good Tattoo Emporium on Wellgate last week to have the finishing touches applied to a double buttock representation of the chariot race scene from the iconic 1959 film, Ben Hur. Tattooist Jason Burns takes up the story. 
-Chuck

6 comments:

  1. Satirical spoof article ie. Fake news.

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  2. The Rotherham Bugle is a satirical magazine so anything from it needs to be taken with a very large pinch of salt.

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  3. Funny ass story excuse the pun. She farted and torched up the tattooist beard by the gert in his mouth.

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  4. ‘Flame ‘n fart – keep ’em apart’.
    Words to live by.

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  5. The Limey version of "The Babylon n Bee".

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  6. Munter is British slang for an unattractive woman.

    https://www.dictionary.com/browse/munter

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