Please don't tar us all with the same brush. Those of us folks out here in the Red Zone of Upstate and Western New York want nothing to do with those bastards from the City
My favorite hate group. People like this should be taught that driving on public roads is a privilege and not a right. If someone like the asshole depicted has such obvious vision problems that he cannot even hit a parking spot ... easy, just yank his driving license for a month. That will fix his vision problems real quick.
If we can't find a handicap spot for The Baroness that's exactly what we do. Especially at those places (you know who you are) where the spaces are the bare minimum width to get my truck parked.
one of my brothers carries a tire valve plier that rips the entire rubber valve assembly out of the rim.doesn't work as well on valve assemblies with TPMS sensors on the inside of the rim. but he will give it a try first. he doesn't think it's ok to damage the tire but the valve is just as much a pain to renew. they remember.
My buddy's solution: Hammer and cold chisel to fark up the keyed wheel lock stud, so tire can't be changed in the wild. Doesn't take much. Then beat the valve stem off the TPS.
Flat tire , plus tow, plus visit to Merc dealer (one of the highest flat rates I've seen), plus wheel/stud removal/repair/replacement, plus new TPS & reprogramming, likely still won't hit deductible on his insurance.
Come on people... This self-important asshole who parked like is better than us. They deserve to park how they want. I think noncom said it best about the 3/8" bolt. Let us show these important people what we think of them.
Yeah. Destroy his vehicle. I pulled into a parking lot not too long ago where every vehicle was parked crooked, out of the lines, so I pulled in between two of the crooked parked cars, and of course had to park like that as well, since that was the only way I could. When I came out of the store, the crooked parked cars that had been around me were all gone, and I looked like the asshole.
I'm with Sanders. I love this site, and its commenters most of the time, but sometimes you people disgust me.
Just listen to yourselves!
Yeah, this guy or gal might have parked like a dick. So what? Is the penalty for this indiscretion now the loss of a tire or worse? Tell me assholes, where does the civil law end and YOUR law begin.
My 90 year old mother still drives occasionally and I can see her maybe not parking to (((YOUR))) specification. But regardless of how she parked, if I were to catch you fucking with her car, I WILL fuck you up. Trust me on that one.
If you really need to make a statement, do something non-destructive. Most of the time I ignore parking like this. Besides, when it happens around these parts it's usually someone in a high-rise "truckus gigantus" that can't seem to keep it in one space. I keep a stack of 3 by 5 index cards in my console for those occasions. I simply write on one of them: "You should get a Prius, they're much easier to park." And I leave it tucked in the liner of the drivers side window. That's really, really annoying to a "truckus gigantus" driver but is 100% non destructive.
Roy, maybe you are one of the very few drivers who actually park way the hell out at the remotest part of the lot and enjoy the walk into the mall? Helps get a little more exercise and often avoids door dings.
Actually, there are times when I purposely park in the "lower 40". It's not that I like the long walk to the mall either, though I don't really mind it unless it's pouring down rain. (Indeed, it has been well over a year since I have even been inside of a mall.) If it's just me, I'll park out there just as you said, in order to avoid the normal door dings - and assholes who will gladly key your car just because you aren't quite centered.
My work required that I do jobs at a lot of hospitals. (I installed, and maintained MRI machines.) Needing to unload tools and test equipment, I would occasionally park out in the outer reaches of the parking lot just so I had enough room around me to get in and out. There would be a hundred empty parking spaces around me but if I was there longer than an hour, invariably there would be some ass-wipe who would park right next to me.
As annoying as that is, I have never flattened a tire or keyed anyone's automobile. I have, however, left a few 3X5 card messages.
I will also add, just for all you internet tough guys to think about:
My 90 yr. old great aunt's highlight of her week is to drive to the grocery store. She only makes right hand turns from her house to the store and back again. She is on a small fixed income and doesn't have much money and drives an old Buick that she loves. That is her Freedom. You assholes would vandalize and destroy that old lady's car because she didn't get it between the lines and inconvenienced you?
What if the van in the picture is a special handicap van owned by a disabled Veteran? Maybe he couldn't park in the handicapped parking because some fat slobs are all taking them up, so he parked where he could but needs the extra space to get out in his wheel chair? You would vandalize his van for parking that way? Why? Because it makes you feel tough? Just what fucking "lesson" are you teaching, anyway, and why are you the one who gets to decide to teach that fucking "lesson"?
Some of you shitbirds say the damndest shirtbird shit on here.
...yeah, and a ball-bat upside your stupid head might get you your "harsh lesson". ...and don't even go there. The second you pull that piece is when you get shot and we both make the 6 o'clock news.
Time for some redneck in a big Ram to come along and make some adjustments.
ReplyDeleteFigures. New York plates.
ReplyDeleteJeremy P.
My first thought as well. Seeing a few around these parts in the last few years. It sickens me.
DeletePlease don't tar us all with the same brush. Those of us folks out here in the Red Zone of Upstate and Western New York want nothing to do with those bastards from the City
DeleteMy favorite hate group.
ReplyDeletePeople like this should be taught that driving on public roads is a privilege and not a right. If someone like the asshole depicted has such obvious vision problems that he cannot even hit a parking spot ... easy, just yank his driving license for a month. That will fix his vision problems real quick.
If we can't find a handicap spot for The Baroness that's exactly what we do. Especially at those places (you know who you are) where the spaces are the bare minimum width to get my truck parked.
ReplyDeleteLooks like NY plates - figures.
ReplyDeleteThat says, 'Please, do something to my car'
ReplyDeleteTwo bad both the front tires sprung a leak!
DeleteAnd to think some people think keys are only useful for starting the car.
Deleteone of my brothers carries a tire valve plier that rips the entire rubber valve assembly out of the rim.doesn't work as well on valve assemblies with TPMS sensors on the inside of the rim. but he will give it a try first. he doesn't think it's ok to damage the tire but the valve is just as much a pain to renew. they remember.
DeleteYep. NY plates. I live in South Florida. When they closed down NYC they came down here like locusts. When we opened back up.... It was worse.
ReplyDeleteHaving liven in NY for 7 years, that is normal everyday behavior. Does not matter where they turn up, do the same.
ReplyDeleteThat's a display for the secondary use of car keys.
ReplyDeleteA shopping cart tie strapped to the door handle will teach them a lesson
ReplyDeleteApropos of nothing in particular, I believe a valve core remover is a key part of anyone’s in-car tool kit. You never know when you might need one.
ReplyDeleteMy buddy's solution: Hammer and cold chisel to fark up the keyed wheel lock stud, so tire can't be changed in the wild. Doesn't take much.
DeleteThen beat the valve stem off the TPS.
Flat tire , plus tow, plus visit to Merc dealer (one of the highest flat rates I've seen), plus wheel/stud removal/repair/replacement, plus new TPS & reprogramming, likely still won't hit deductible on his insurance.
or just 2 TPS sensors, if your in a hurry....
A 3/8" bolt about 3" long standing on end wedged into the right front tire so it gets him backing out.....works 99.9% of the time....
ReplyDeleteDoes coarse or fine thread make a difference?? Asking for a friend....
DeleteCome on people... This self-important asshole who parked like is better than us. They deserve to park how they want. I think noncom said it best about the 3/8" bolt. Let us show these important people what we think of them.
ReplyDeleteWhere I come from this rates all 4 tires being slashed and a have a good day sticker on the windshield.
ReplyDeleteNot one bolt, but two. One under each front tire. Not many people carry two spares.
ReplyDeleteLooks like my wife is out shopping again.
ReplyDeleteYeah. Destroy his vehicle. I pulled into a parking lot not too long ago where every vehicle was parked crooked, out of the lines, so I pulled in between two of the crooked parked cars, and of course had to park like that as well, since that was the only way I could. When I came out of the store, the crooked parked cars that had been around me were all gone, and I looked like the asshole.
ReplyDeleteDon't forget that when they moved from NY they voted in both NY and their current home state. GA is going to have that problem before Jan 2021
ReplyDeleteI used to wear western style boots with metal cleats on the heels. I'd kick out the tail lights of assholes like this.
ReplyDeleteI'm with Sanders. I love this site, and its commenters most of the time, but sometimes you people disgust me.
ReplyDeleteJust listen to yourselves!
Yeah, this guy or gal might have parked like a dick. So what? Is the penalty for this indiscretion now the loss of a tire or worse? Tell me assholes, where does the civil law end and YOUR law begin.
My 90 year old mother still drives occasionally and I can see her maybe not parking to (((YOUR))) specification. But regardless of how she parked, if I were to catch you fucking with her car, I WILL fuck you up. Trust me on that one.
...just to add.
ReplyDeleteIf you really need to make a statement, do something non-destructive. Most of the time I ignore parking like this. Besides, when it happens around these parts it's usually someone in a high-rise "truckus gigantus" that can't seem to keep it in one space. I keep a stack of 3 by 5 index cards in my console for those occasions. I simply write on one of them: "You should get a Prius, they're much easier to park." And I leave it tucked in the liner of the drivers side window. That's really, really annoying to a "truckus gigantus" driver but is 100% non destructive.
Roy, maybe you are one of the very few drivers who actually park way the hell out at the remotest part of the lot and enjoy the walk into the mall? Helps get a little more exercise and often avoids door dings.
DeleteActually, there are times when I purposely park in the "lower 40". It's not that I like the long walk to the mall either, though I don't really mind it unless it's pouring down rain. (Indeed, it has been well over a year since I have even been inside of a mall.) If it's just me, I'll park out there just as you said, in order to avoid the normal door dings - and assholes who will gladly key your car just because you aren't quite centered.
DeleteMy work required that I do jobs at a lot of hospitals. (I installed, and maintained MRI machines.) Needing to unload tools and test equipment, I would occasionally park out in the outer reaches of the parking lot just so I had enough room around me to get in and out. There would be a hundred empty parking spaces around me but if I was there longer than an hour, invariably there would be some ass-wipe who would park right next to me.
As annoying as that is, I have never flattened a tire or keyed anyone's automobile. I have, however, left a few 3X5 card messages.
I will also add, just for all you internet tough guys to think about:
ReplyDeleteMy 90 yr. old great aunt's highlight of her week is to drive to the grocery store. She only makes right hand turns from her house to the store and back again. She is on a small fixed income and doesn't have much money and drives an old Buick that she loves. That is her Freedom. You assholes would vandalize and destroy that old lady's car because she didn't get it between the lines and inconvenienced you?
What if the van in the picture is a special handicap van owned by a disabled Veteran? Maybe he couldn't park in the handicapped parking because some fat slobs are all taking them up, so he parked where he could but needs the extra space to get out in his wheel chair? You would vandalize his van for parking that way? Why? Because it makes you feel tough? Just what fucking "lesson" are you teaching, anyway, and why are you the one who gets to decide to teach that fucking "lesson"?
Some of you shitbirds say the damndest shirtbird shit on here.
Key one side going in, if it's still there, other side going out.
ReplyDeleteSome people require harsh lessons to get the point.
...yeah, and a ball-bat upside your stupid head might get you your "harsh lesson". ...and don't even go there. The second you pull that piece is when you get shot and we both make the 6 o'clock news.
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