I stole this because I'd done the same thing with my sister's bobby pin. Blew the fuse and burned my fingers, as I remember. Makes me wonder if they removed it from mine also.
My neighbor and I plugged a set of TV rabbit ears into a wall socket. Pretty exciting at the time, but not so in retrospect. I've since had far more spectacular outcomes!
Are you SURE he's a Human being? I'd almost lay money on him being a Hubrid, part Human, part Alien. Bezos looks like that too. He has that weird eye going on.
That's what I tell my bride when I see Zuckerberg on TV. I'll say "I swear, that guy looks like an automaton". Freaky. He looks like if you peeled his skin back you'd expose wires, blinking lights and circuit boards.
One of the creepiest pictures I've ever seen is the one of him in his grey t-shirt™ walking down the aisle of an auditorium filled with people wearing those goofy virtual reality goggles. He's got an expression on his face like he's thinking "I've got these fools exactly where I want them".
obviously, facebook has NO sense of humor at all, while your own humor quotient is way overdeveloped. i was thinking perhaps that yall could make a deal...but then i remembered who we're dealing with here. if they dont get it, they never will. fuck em n feed em fishheads.
Once, when I was in grade school, probably 4th grade, I wanted to "collect" static electricity so I could shock my father, who was taking a much-needed nap. It was spring, and very humid, so there was no chance of doing the normal scuff in wool socks on the carpet thing, so... I taped four for five cotton balls to a length of copper wire, got another wire and wrapped them together. I (as a 9 near old) grabbed three wooden clothes pins to hold the wire so I would not jolt myself, and rammed that whole assembly into an outlet. Loud buzz, loud bang, and floating, burning balls of cotton softy land the the carpet, which managed not to catch fire. That was fun. Second, eating hot pockets themselves is probably a threat to your own safety, although I loved those nasty things when I was in high school. After I started working out, I could (and did) eat four of those things as a "snack." And somehow didn't end up with fluid shit for the next three days. -Just A Chemist
I stole this because I'd done the same thing with my sister's bobby pin. Blew the fuse and burned my fingers, as I remember. Makes me wonder if they removed it from mine also.
ReplyDeleteMy neighbor and I plugged a set of TV rabbit ears into a wall socket. Pretty exciting at the time, but not so in retrospect. I've since had far more spectacular outcomes!
DeleteWhere was Facebook when I was showing my sister how to insert a bobby pin in a light socket?
DeleteJust looked, yup it's still there.
ReplyDeleteSharing is caring.
ReplyDeleteThat Mark Zuckerberg is quite a guy. Such a wonderful human being.
Are you SURE he's a Human being? I'd almost lay money on him being a Hubrid, part Human, part Alien. Bezos looks like that too. He has that weird eye going on.
DeleteThat's what I tell my bride when I see Zuckerberg on TV. I'll say "I swear, that guy looks like an automaton". Freaky. He looks like if you peeled his skin back you'd expose wires, blinking lights and circuit boards.
DeleteOne of the creepiest pictures I've ever seen is the one of him in his grey t-shirt™ walking down the aisle of an auditorium filled with people wearing those goofy virtual reality goggles. He's got an expression on his face like he's thinking "I've got these fools exactly where I want them".
Very true. We all know that you have to bend one of the tines before you can stick a fork in an electrical outlet.
ReplyDeleteI wonder if Playskool sell a "My first suicide" game for kids.
You should have added a line: "sheeple voting for Biden", which basically explains the picture, and it would have been accepted.
ReplyDeleteobviously, facebook has NO sense of humor at all, while your own humor quotient is way overdeveloped. i was thinking perhaps that yall could make a deal...but then i remembered who we're dealing with here. if they dont get it, they never will.
ReplyDeletefuck em n feed em fishheads.
If they want to save everyone, why don't they give driving instruction on 7 to 9 am talk radio ?
ReplyDeleteOnce, when I was in grade school, probably 4th grade, I wanted to "collect" static electricity so I could shock my father, who was taking a much-needed nap. It was spring, and very humid, so there was no chance of doing the normal scuff in wool socks on the carpet thing, so...
ReplyDeleteI taped four for five cotton balls to a length of copper wire, got another wire and wrapped them together. I (as a 9 near old) grabbed three wooden clothes pins to hold the wire so I would not jolt myself, and rammed that whole assembly into an outlet.
Loud buzz, loud bang, and floating, burning balls of cotton softy land the the carpet, which managed not to catch fire.
That was fun.
Second, eating hot pockets themselves is probably a threat to your own safety, although I loved those nasty things when I was in high school. After I started working out, I could (and did) eat four of those things as a "snack." And somehow didn't end up with fluid shit for the next three days.
-Just A Chemist
They've done that to me twice. The first time had a claim that someone on my friends list had expressed a concern to them.
ReplyDeleteOne of them involved putting a fork in an outlet. Their algorithm must be programmed for that image.