Ever hear of Aussie "drop bears" - they live in trees, drop onto unsuspecting prey as it passes below, ripping them to shreds, and look *exactly* like koalas.
A rude thought: Since Koalas live exclusively on Eucalyptus leaves, and Eucalyptus forests burn like an oil-soaked bonfire, do the Koalas try to escape, or do they just go "poof-poof-poof" in a fire?
FAFO I hear those little cute bastards are mean as hell and will rip you a new one.
ReplyDeleteEver hear of Aussie "drop bears" - they live in trees, drop onto unsuspecting prey as it passes below, ripping them to shreds, and look *exactly* like koalas.
DeleteRubbing my belly makes my ears wiggle too.
ReplyDeleteA rude thought: Since Koalas live exclusively on Eucalyptus leaves, and Eucalyptus forests burn like an oil-soaked bonfire, do the Koalas try to escape, or do they just go "poof-poof-poof" in a fire?
ReplyDeleteApparently the leaves are somewhat narcotic, so the koalas are usually too stoned to make a run for it.
DeleteFunny thing about Koalas; they wiggle their ears just like that right before they attack...
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