According to an arrest report, Joshua D. Keene, 33, was drunk at his home on Tucker Station Road Saturday night and wanted to leave on a four-wheeler to get more whiskey. Keene and the victim argued about the situation, and Keene knocked her to the ground and pulled her hair, police said. Another person restrained Keene.
-Kent
But wait! There's more!
Wednesday afternoon at approximately 12:45, the Trigg County Sheriff’s Office responded to Forest Circle Road, about three miles northwest of Cadiz, near Lake Barkley, to a report of man cutting a hole in his floor with a chainsaw.
-Kent
Do you know the brand of chain he used to cut that car up with?
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