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Thursday, November 05, 2020

Note to self: Don't fuck with Southern girls

Two teen girls abducted at gunpoint in Louisiana were able to fight off their attacker by causing a car crash. 

The unidentified girls, ages 14 and 15, were walking back from a Dollar General store in Springfield when a man in an SUV approached them Friday evening, news station WBRZ reported.
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6 comments:

  1. UnclezipNovember 5, 2020 at 7:39 AM

    My Southern Irish Girl shot me in the leg. Not one to easily give up, the next was Irish-Apache. Not one to easily give up, the next was/is Irish from Queens.

    Seems like a pattern is forming.

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    1. Frank FisherNovember 5, 2020 at 2:55 PM

      Have you tried the suicide hot line?
      Just asking...

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  2. AnonymousNovember 5, 2020 at 8:20 AM

    This is why I taught my girls to fight back if something like this happens. Bite. Scratch. Poke eyes. Grab one handfull of frank and one handfull of beans and pull in opposite directions. Fight like a pissed off bobcat.

    Jeremy P.

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  3. AnonymousNovember 5, 2020 at 9:55 AM

    That ain't southern girls, those are Louisiana girls.
    JD

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  4. B.C.November 5, 2020 at 10:22 AM

    Great job by the girls, but incredible idiocy on the part of the jackasses reporting on it. They don't identify the girls because of their age, but THEY PUBLISH THE NAME OF ONE'S FATHER!
    It's not like there's any way, in this day of Intarwebz, for the perp to look up the father's address and find out where at least one of his accusers lives and silence her... Fucking idiots.

    Rope. Tree. Journalist. Some Assembly Required.

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  5. AnonymousNovember 5, 2020 at 2:14 PM

    If I had been one of the guys who tackled the kidnapper he would have been buckled over and looking for his balls all the way to the hospital.

    -A Guy with Daughters

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