#9 reminds me of that 60's TV show,"Secret Agent Man". Whenever he would just about escape from the evil island; the baddies would unleash that white orb to bring him back.
I think you're thinking of The Prisoner with Patrick McGoohan, which may, or may not, depending on the opinion of those involved in the production, have been a continuation of McGoohan's earlier Secret Agent series.
Every morning in Africa a lion wakes up knowing that in order to survive she must outrun the slowest gazelle. At the same time,a gazelle wakes up knowing that in order to survive, it must outrun the fastest lion. The moral of the story is that it doesn't matter if you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you'd best be running.
#2. Why you never take a dog into a feild / paddock where cows with calves are grazing. #5. Tastes like chicken. or I want an gator sammich, and make it snappy. I am hoping that you all is young enough never to have heard this joke before.
#5 is Key West, a wholly-owned subsidiary of Florida Man.
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Delete#8: Ken is that how you keep your chickens contented?
ReplyDelete#3 A Narcissist is born.
ReplyDeleteThe expression on that kid's face, getting caught, is priceless.
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5. Do they sell aligator too?
ReplyDelete6. Kid needs taught to never stand around with his hands in his pockets.
7. Kick her damn ass, Maria.
#1 would have saved bunches of labor 54 years ago when entrenching tools were all we had to fill sandbags. E tools suck at the job.
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ReplyDelete#9 reminds me of that 60's TV show,"Secret Agent Man". Whenever he would just about escape from the evil island; the baddies would unleash that white orb to bring him back.
ReplyDeleteThe show was called The Prisoner.
DeletePatrick Magoohan starred, great stuff.
I think you're thinking of The Prisoner with Patrick McGoohan, which may, or may not, depending on the opinion of those involved in the production, have been a continuation of McGoohan's earlier Secret Agent series.
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I love Rooster hugs....not by his hairy ass though!
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#2-The lioness did a poor job of scouting the situation before attacking.
ReplyDeleteEvery morning in Africa a lion wakes up knowing that in order to survive she must outrun the slowest gazelle.
DeleteAt the same time,a gazelle wakes up knowing that in order to survive, it must outrun the fastest lion.
The moral of the story is that it doesn't matter if you are a lion or a gazelle, when the sun comes up, you'd best be running.
#2. Why you never take a dog into a feild / paddock where cows with calves are grazing.
ReplyDelete#5. Tastes like chicken.
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I want an gator sammich, and make it snappy. I am hoping that you all is young enough never to have heard this joke before.