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Monday, November 16, 2020

Wait... her heart WHATS were blocked???

NASHVILLE, Tenn.--A Middle Tennessee alcohol and drug abuse counselor's license has been suspended after he allegedly massaged a woman's chest who had come to him for help. 

4 comments:

  1. I wonder if an alter ego for Shiver is Biden?

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  2. Heart chakras. I must have been out-of-town the day they covered that in my three years of cardiology fellowship. Don't recall heart chakras during the 3 years of Internal Medicine before that either. Just got out of a meeting with some heart surgeons on whether a patient qualifies for a certain kind of prosthetic valve (he does), and the surgeons didn't talk about chakras for some reason. They must have been out-of-town the day they covered chakras during their 5 years of General Surgery and 3+ years of Thoracic Surgery residency and fellowship.

    TL;DR - I guess we need to hire this James Shiver guy to edumacate us. Strong work Jim!

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  3. I went to a female counselor 29 year ago in the early stages of recovery. I told her I suffered from Smallcox. She massaged me to great lengths. I've been hunting for that counselor going on 29 years now. Yes, I'm from Virginny, No, ya kaint believe a word I say. I might add this is a major difference between men and women. My body is my temple, wanna attend to it?

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  4. How else would he adequately diagnose the chakra issue? Being a subtle effect, it can take considerable manipulation to locate and assess the quality of the all-important chakra formation.

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