You ever live where that happens? Hot water will thermal heat damage locks, crack windows so you can't see out, warp doors and peel paint of. cold tap water is a little better. A bottle with a water/ethyl alcohol mix sprayed on will melt ice on door locks, door seals and windows.
Starker here, Cold water, never hot! Hot will break glass, & the uneven expansion will break plastic and cause chrome plating to separate from plastic.
As a New Englander I tell you this most earnestly; "Do Not Get In That Car and try to go anywhere!" If the ice is coating the car like that its coating the roads. Go back inside and see if she in the mood for a little morning delight.
#7 Carry one of those plastic wedges loggers/fallers use, for scraping ice and prying open the doors. Then spray some silicone on the door seals. tallow pot
Number 4. I have done that. I was looking out a 3rd floor window and saw a rotund woman about to sit on the front fender of my car. My remote start/car alarm has a siren insted of using the horn. When the siren went off she moved away.
#3 - The Women's World Cup soccer team (I can call it futball, it's what I played growing up in Mexico) did a tour, playing boy's jr high teams. Lost every game.
If you put a 1/8 hole in the cap and turn the bottle over it will launch itself. A splash of Ethanol rinsed around the inside surface works best, up to 50 yds with 2 liter bottle and some trial and error...lots of fun providing you don't set fire to the barley field next door.... Differ
Holy shit #8 and #9 look so fun to try!
ReplyDeleteDon't get Phil started on #8. I think he has one of those in his shed.
ReplyDelete#7 been there. Solution hot water
ReplyDeleteOr a good healthy prostate produced urine stream.
DeleteYou ever live where that happens? Hot water will thermal heat damage locks, crack windows so you can't see out, warp doors and peel paint of. cold tap water is a little better. A bottle with a water/ethyl alcohol mix sprayed on will melt ice on door locks, door seals and windows.
DeleteStarker here,
DeleteCold water, never hot!
Hot will break glass, & the uneven expansion will break plastic and cause chrome plating to separate from plastic.
And when the alcohol evaporates and leave the extra water and melted ice behind it will refreeze, leaving you where you started.
DeleteMy solution was hammer and screwdriver at the door seams.
DeleteAnd from above - if dogs don't like you, there's a good chance you're an asshole.
As a New Englander I tell you this most earnestly; "Do Not Get In That Car and try to go anywhere!"
DeleteIf the ice is coating the car like that its coating the roads.
Go back inside and see if she in the mood for a little morning delight.
Here we get that regularly. Stay home there are idiots out there that think they can drive in it. "we did it all the time up north" -- snow yes ice no
Delete#3 My ex wife was tarded.....now she's a pilot!
ReplyDelete#7 is why I hate hate hate those flippy door things.
ReplyDeleteGimme a nice solid handle to yank on with a big beefy button to smash.
#7. we usually get about 2-3 of these where I live a season. great for busting off door handles!!
ReplyDelete#7 Carry one of those plastic wedges loggers/fallers use, for scraping ice and prying open the doors. Then spray some silicone on the door seals.
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Number 4. I have done that. I was looking out a 3rd floor window and saw a rotund woman about to sit on the front fender of my car. My remote start/car alarm has a siren insted of using the horn. When the siren went off she moved away.
ReplyDeleteWhat are the retards in #4 doing?
ReplyDeleteRolls Royces have remote controlled, retractable hood ornaments to prevent theft.
Delete#5
ReplyDeleteSo, she doesn't like salty balls.....
Hey Kenny, Happy Veterans Day, buddy.
ReplyDelete#3 - The Women's World Cup soccer team (I can call it futball, it's what I played growing up in Mexico) did a tour, playing boy's jr high teams. Lost every game.
ReplyDeleteHappy Veterans Day Ken!
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Happy Veterans' Day, Wirecutter! Hell, I went to CiCi's & loaded up on free pizza, so I got something out of the day--fatter!
ReplyDelete--Tennessee Budd
If you put a 1/8 hole in the cap and turn the bottle over it will launch itself. A splash of Ethanol rinsed around the inside surface works best, up to 50 yds with 2 liter bottle and some trial and error...lots of fun providing you don't set fire to the barley field next door....
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