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Wednesday, November 18, 2020

Who in the hell keeps their old pens? And why?


 

14 comments:

  1. Dude (or dame) musta been huffing the shit.

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  2. You never know when you might have to perform an emergency tracheotomy.
    We have watched those medical dramas.

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  3. Gotta be some girl; guys don’t write in purple.

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    1. I remember writing in bright orange because that was all I could bum from anyone. Teacher was pissed and gave me her new blue bic.

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  4. Someone that is OCD and anal retentive. :P

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    1. Someone who got regularly stuffed into their lockers by the chess club.

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  5. I still got the quill and inkwell i used in school.

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    1. We used fountain pens and cartridges - one step up from quills and wells.

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  6. Only a chick would do that...but it's still better than this: https://www.deccanchronicle.com/lifestyle/viral-and-trending/310817/woman-collects-2000-used-condoms-displays-them-on-her-bedroom-wall.html

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  7. It's called "on the spectrum" i.e. low grade autism. Even if you're not bad enough to be officially diagnosed as asbergers it can still influence your behavior. Notice how they're grouped by color? And they're in ROYGBIV order? Yeah. They must not have it TOO bad though, as the last row is out of order.

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  8. Sounds like my wife! Over the course of 40 years I have sorted through boxes, cans and plastic cups filled with old empty pens, broken ones and pencils too short to use. I've lost count of how many I've thrown away. It took me years to break her of the habit of pulling them back out of the trash. Now I just put them in the fire pit and burn the damn things!

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  9. My daughter, HS Valedictorian though. She carried a rainbow of colors in her backpack and color-coded her notes through engineering school (Summa) to Law School. Drove her study group nuts.

    Spin

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  10. Just last week I used an old el cheapo stick pen from a tire dealer to do a temporary repair on the broken nipple on an emissions gadget that got smacked inadvertently. Not the first time my collection of dead pens came through in a pinch.

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  11. Well, now that cocaine is legal in Oregon, but plastic straws are illegal, I see a business opportunity.

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