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Friday, November 06, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

FRUITLAND PARK, Fla. – A Florida woman is accused of repeatedly taking items from her late ex-husband’s grave that were placed there by the man’s fiancée, according to the Fruitland Park Police Department. 

Records show the man’s fiancée first contacted police in late September claiming she had placed two wedding invitations, a pair of $250 Costa sunglasses, an LED hanging starlight, two double curl hanging planters, a weeping willow string light, six snapdragon plants, artificial flowers, a ring, and a sugar skull at the grave and within two days, all the items, valued at $438, were missing. 

5 comments:

  1. So are those mugshots of the deceased?

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  2. Sounds like a couple of Biden voters. Which ones? The ex-wife and the dead husband.

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  3. I have an exwife like that. I expect she will visit my grave often just to piss on it.

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  4. What the fuck, is that some kind of voodoo practice, putting all that shit on a grave? Put some plastic flowers on mine and be done with it.

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