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Wednesday, December 23, 2020

Brett has a moment of clarity in the middle of his drunken stupor


 

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  1. Actually, Brett is wishing he had remembered to put his contacts in before he left home.

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  2. I've been that fucked up before. I think it was at the Bush Club in Anchorage, but I'm not sure.

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    1. Lord I remember the Great Alaskan Bush Company when I came off the slope in Prudhoe Bay. Those were the day’s of youthful indiscretion.

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  3. REVEILLE-REVEILLE forget them socks just grab your itty-bitty thingy-a-bob !!!!

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  4. He’s not drunk, he had just never seen anyone so well-tucked before.

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  5. With one glance, Brett finally understood what the term "tucking" meant.

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  6. A hundred people in the room and he thinks she is dancing just for him.

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  7. He saw the Center of the Known Universe, without a telescope.

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  8. Numerous occassions of "accidentally" walking into bathroom when his sister was just out of the shower had conditioned him to the view he was taking in. In short order came the realization he was not in the bathroom...

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