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Thursday, December 10, 2020

Damn, and she looks like such a wholesome, all American girl

KNOXVILLE, Tenn. (WVLT) - A suspect on the Tennessee Bureau of Investigation’s Most Wanted list has been taken into custody on charges of attempted murder. 

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  1. Someone you'd like to take home to meet mom...

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  2. Was it attempted virgin sacrifice? Perfectly normal Aztec ritual.

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    1. She's actually very lightly inked for MS-13.

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  4. Can you roll your 'R's" when you say "Santeria Priestess"?

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    1. Even if I could, I wouldn't. I speak American.

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  5. I was going to guess Hillbilly Native American Hispanic. Tennessee is changing. Reward on Ms. Rivera was $2,500.

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  6. The crossbar could be a nice aiming point for a 7.62 mm lobotomy.

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  7. and they gave Trump holy hell when he said they send us their murderers and rapists.

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