Knuckledraggin My Life Away : Drunken munchies can be a real bitch

Friday, December 04, 2020

Drunken munchies can be a real bitch

Shively Mayor Beverly Chester-Burton was arrested for DUI Wednesday night after getting butt-wasted and deciding to go on a White Castle run, where she passed out in the friggin drive-thru line, remaining asleep while multiple people pounded on her windows to try to wake her up.

-Terry T

Inspirations

"The Spartans do not inquire how many the enemy are, but where they are." AGIS II 427 B.C.

"No, no, I've got 'em right where I want 'em - surrounded from the inside." -- Mad Dog Shriver when told to break up his recon team and evade, that he was about to be overrun by North Vietnamese Regulars.

“The duty of a patriot is to protect his country from its government.” - Thomas Paine

"The policy of the American government is to leave their citizens free, neither restraining nor aiding them in their pursuits." - Thomas Jefferson

"The world don't owe you a living, Boy." - Pops

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Friday, December 04, 2020

Drunken munchies can be a real bitch