New Orleans police were searching Thursday for a man suspected of committing "unnatural sex acts" on two horses inside a cluster of stables in New Orleans City Park.
One of the horses that was sexually violated is owned by Orleans Parish Sheriff Marlin Gusman's office, an official confirmed Thursday.
Stupid question #415 for the week (couldn't get the article to scroll, so maybe this was answered in the article...but..or is it butt?... anywho...) How the hell would you know if your horse had been molested? Or do I even want to know?
The horses were "unavailable" for comment while the racoon was providing PTSD counselling. Both horses had slight smiles on their face and one had a happy dazed look in its eyes. Also, they kept taking the chaw plugs off their minders. Just sayin'.
I would say it was Prince but he's dead.
ReplyDeleteDid this piece of shit blow the horse or screw it? Or both? He will do well in prison. I wonder what his prison nickname will be? Any suggestions?
ReplyDeleteStupid question #415 for the week (couldn't get the article to scroll, so maybe this was answered in the article...but..or is it butt?... anywho...) How the hell would you know if your horse had been molested? Or do I even want to know?
ReplyDeleteThe horses were "unavailable" for comment while the racoon was providing PTSD counselling. Both horses had slight smiles on their face and one had a happy dazed look in its eyes. Also, they kept taking the chaw plugs off their minders. Just sayin'.
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