My favorite thing to do was wait until I was the first truck at a stoplight and as soon as the light turned green I'd blast out a hurt pup ki-yi with my windows down, then drive away while everybody else stayed there looking around wondering who ran over the puppy.
Good thing he doesn't blow a Baritone...
ReplyDeleteWell, at least he is blowing something other than someone's peepee.
ReplyDeleteI went out to lunch one time in the middle of the week about a year ago - back when we still actually went into the office - and on the way back next to me at a traffic light was this goth looking guy driving a ratty car tuning a ukulele while waiting for the light to change. I remember thinking, here I am heading back to an afternoon filled with meetings about obscure technical stuff but this guy has an emergency ukulele concert on Wednesday afternoon that he doesn't even have time to tune for. Different worlds. On the other hand, I thought about the fact that I can tune a Uke by ear and maybe I should have told him to pass it over. I'll conclude this afternoons rant with a link to the Ukulele Orchestra of Great Britain playing "The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly". Ya'll should listen to this:
ReplyDeletehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pLgJ7pk0X-s
Lol, here in Houston, certain parts of the freeways go to standstills but not all of the time. When I was working downtown in the early 2000s, I remember seeing a guy in front of me with an electronic drum set attached somehow to the ceiling and when traffic stopped he’d just pull it down and start banging away. The craziest crap I had ever seen. Although my wife is a little on the strange scale because she knits and crochets while stuck in traffic. Hell I won’t even use my phone if the vehicle is in drive. Better safe than sorry.
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