Nice try but...The world is already like that. Lots of people use their turn signals religiously, but only DURING turns or lane changes and plenty of dopes use them randomly, sometimes for miles.
What you meant was: Use your turn signal PROPERLY.
Marines are dumb enough to eat crayons A Marine MRE (meals ready to eat) is a box of crayons. Extended meal kit is the big 64 crayon box. Crayon ice cream... Much more than that, I'd need crayons to explain it to you...and I simply don't have the time.
Number Seven: * the individual appears to have Wilson Syndrome, a genetic variation with characterized by a liver problem with an accumulation of copper. The wide eyes and flat nose are standard indicators... as is the tenuous grasp on reality.
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Number Thirteen: * "Yeah, and I know your address, bro! Backs are on the way!"
OK, #4
ReplyDeleteNice try but...The world is already like that. Lots of people use their turn signals religiously, but only DURING turns or lane changes and plenty of dopes use them randomly, sometimes for miles.
What you meant was: Use your turn signal PROPERLY.
Always turn on your turn signals before the cops arrive at the scene of the accident.
DeleteExcept in Massachusetts and California where it is considered a weakness to use them.
DeleteStole #6. Priceless.
ReplyDeletePut it onto one of those large signs that get pulled behind an airplane-run it back and forth over the Pervert and Hoe's inauguration.
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Me too, i don't see it
Delete#2,heck I'd hit it. Probably a real gamer too
DeleteThere's a meme going around recently to the effect that Marines eat crayons, being the retarded branch of the services.
DeleteFunny, I suppose. But all inter-service rivalries aside, this retired air force type has a LOT of respect for the Corps.
A fairly common meme is that Marines eat crayons. I actually had just forwarded the image to a Marine buddy of mine.
DeleteI'm not sure of the origin, but the joke is that Marines eat crayons.
Deletehttps://www.ourmilitary.com/marine-crayon-meme/
DeleteThe legend is that Marines eat crayons. Because durrr.
DeleteMarines are dumb enough to eat crayons
DeleteA Marine MRE (meals ready to eat) is a box of crayons.
Extended meal kit is the big 64 crayon box.
Crayon ice cream...
Much more than that, I'd need crayons to explain it to you...and I simply don't have the time.
https://is.gd/Pkpo9X
DeleteMarines = Crayon Eaters. Photo of Crayon colored vanilla ice cream.
DeleteDo an Internet search for "Marine Crayons".
DeleteBe happy Marines can eat Crayons and still fight or you girls would be speaking gook.
DeleteGreat stuff! I was laughing out loud with tears...really.
ReplyDeleteNumber Seven:
ReplyDelete* the individual appears to have Wilson Syndrome, a genetic variation with characterized by a liver problem with an accumulation of copper.
The wide eyes and flat nose are standard indicators... as is the tenuous grasp on reality.
*****
Number Thirteen:
* "Yeah, and I know your address, bro! Backs are on the way!"
I CAN'T BELIEVE HOW OFFENSIVE ALL OF THESE ARE !!!
ReplyDelete(snicker,snicker, haw,haw, chuckle)
#20 Why would you even want to do that?
ReplyDelete#2 So what kind of deer we talking here?
ReplyDeleteErsatz Naugahyde
Hopefully she's not talking about her personal wilderness...
Delete# 11: Yes, sometimes I swear I can hear my High School English Comp teacher weeping quietly.
ReplyDeleteMarines as crayon eaters? Is this an improvement over the older "Marines would rather spit-shine shoes than fuck" stereotype? Discuss.
I busted out laughing at #10
ReplyDeleteI just sent #2 out to a WHOLE bunch of hunting friends.... Thanks!
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#9- I think it's called grave robbing. Didn't know it was still a thing, but there you go...
ReplyDelete#2 Is some real Texas shit
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