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Wednesday, December 02, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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15 comments:

  1. Sheik Yer'BootiDecember 2, 2020 at 3:34 PM

    #19 - ranks right up there with "don't misunderstand me"

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    1. RussDecember 2, 2020 at 4:28 PM

      "With all due respect..."

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    2. Old SurferDecember 2, 2020 at 5:03 PM

      Or "I'll pull out"!

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    3. AnonymousDecember 2, 2020 at 6:40 PM

      I could build my entire philosophy about life from these memes.

      Oh, wait. I already have.

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  2. OnehalfmvsquaredDecember 2, 2020 at 4:01 PM

    20 for the win!

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  3. Bear Claw Chris LappDecember 2, 2020 at 5:05 PM

    Like I said I love dark humor like 9

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    1. AnonymousDecember 2, 2020 at 9:21 PM

      I see what you did there. Nice!

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  4. JCDecember 2, 2020 at 5:11 PM

    #14 really happened to me on a call. Dispatched to "smoke coming from house" Sure enough we get there and smoke is coming out of the eves. Banging the hell out of the door, right before we are ready to knock it off it's hinges it opens. Smoke is coming out of the door the guy is angry about us being there 6 firemen all geared up. I'm like Hey Einstein you house is on fire. He starts arguing with me. Sureal....

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  5. AnonymousDecember 2, 2020 at 5:25 PM

    If you've seen the video from #4 (and I have), you'd know that her tummy rumbling was the least of her worries...

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  6. AnonymousDecember 2, 2020 at 7:02 PM

    They're all awesome but I don't get #1, can you help me?

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    1. wirecutterDecember 2, 2020 at 7:05 PM

      Mike Tyson has a lisp and would pronounce Sara flew as Thera flew.

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    2. AnonymousDecember 2, 2020 at 7:44 PM

      Ah, yes he certainly does. Thank you

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  7. rickn8orDecember 2, 2020 at 7:26 PM

    "Trying desperately not to sound like..."

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  8. RolandDecember 3, 2020 at 3:39 AM

    I have now cramps of laughing....

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  9. Mat WallDecember 3, 2020 at 2:36 PM

    #2 I think they nailed it but.

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