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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

The shit I post on Facebook

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25 comments:

  1. #17
    Holy fuck I laughed so hard I had tears streaming down my face.
    Lemme tell ya, you haven't lived until you have pissed a woman off that bad.
    It's pretty much like Rodeo Sex.
    Thanks for the laughs Kenny, you crack me up on a regular basis.
    Merry Christmas to you and Miss Lisa.

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    1. My ex used to chatter like a pissed off cat when she got mad, then start throwing shit when I laughed at her about it. Fucking woman had no sense of humor at all.

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    2. I once told my wife she was acting like her Mother. Didn't know if she had had a stroke, developed a stutter or Tourette's kicked in.
      I did develop respect for that right jab.

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    3. Wanna have some real fun? When she starts talking to herself, tell her to keep it down. Things get real quiet.

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    4. One of my favorite things to do, during a certain point in a fight, is to call my by her mother's name.
      "Goddamnit, Judy, knock it the fuck off!"

      -rightwingterrorist

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  2. I'm betting #20 gets you banned or have they just given up trying to reform you with the ban hammer?

    Nemo

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  3. Nah, I posted that months ago without getting banned.

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  4. Whenever I bust out laughing looking at my phone my wife always looks at me over the top of her glasses and says, Knuckledraggin? "

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    1. So she knows your/our juvenile sense well, then?

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    2. Mine says "Is it that Kenny again"?
      Thx for the laffs all year and a very Merry Xmas to you & the little lady.

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    1. Fluffed out tampons. I used to do that and hang them off the headache rack on my forklift on Halloween.

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    2. Was that before or after you proposed to your ex?

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    3. little red hats on those make lovely christmas tree decorations

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  6. #6 was so funny I literally fell of my chair laughing. Kenny you do a great job finding these gems!

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  7. I'd have to be pretty drunk to believe that happened. Everybody knows nothing rhymes with orange. ;-)

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    1. On the fringe I cringe when the syringe goes on a binge. You're welcome. OTOH try "month" Been working on that one a while. RULE No. 1: got to be an end rhyme, no start middle or mumbo jumbo.

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    2. That's not entirely true.... Eminem. I just put the verse 2 here

      You 'bout to witness hip-hop in its most purest
      Most rawest form, flow almost flawless
      Most hardest, most honest known artist
      Chip off the old block, but old Doc is (back)
      Looks like Batman brought his own Robin
      Oh God, Saddam's got his own Laden
      With his own private plane, his own pilot
      Set to blow college dorm room doors off the hinges
      Oranges, peach, pears, plums, syringes
      Vrinn, vrinn! Yeah, here I come, I'm inches
      Away from you, dear, fear none
      Hip-hop is in a state of 9-1-1, so

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  8. #4, I thought I was the only one who looked like that when people buy lottery tickets in front of me. I feel totally validated now. Wow, I knew I wasn't crazy all these years later.

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    1. It isn't just the buying of lottery tickets. What makes me mad as hell are those who take in a or some winning scratch-offs, get paid, then stand right there and scratch off the new ones and if they have a winner ask for payment and then buy some more. It's about that time someone in line threatens the asshole, and they might move over just a bit to let some other customer squeeze up to the counter to pay for their quart of beer.

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    2. Worse yet is being behind the guy who already bought 20 tickets, won a couple of bucks on 2 and now wants to buy some more-after getting his winners cashed in. Meanwhile, your Slurpee has melted and leaked out the seam of the cup.

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  9. 20 made me lmfao...

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