How do you get as ripped as Jesus? You work as a carpenter in the days when that meant cutting down ceder trees with an axe and hauling the trunk out of the woods yourself.
It helps if you hang out with fishermen who are so jacked that their nets rip before they give up trying to haul a load of fish out of the sea. Also, the first Pontiff of the church you found is a guy who took "The Rock" as a wrestling name.
It really really helps if your mom and her mom are virgins. So,baby daddy has no fixed address. The spirit impregnator is called "the big guys special emissionary." and you have a best selling book plagarized by people who never knew you. Just Sayin'. Having an llc incorporated as its own country with unlimited immunity is a plus.
Someones goin to hell for #20
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I'm going to hell for laughing so hard at it.
DeleteYa can't go to hell if you don't believe in it.
DeleteGood. I don't believe in debt, so I can't go into debt.
DeleteHow do you get as ripped as Jesus? You work as a carpenter in the days when that meant cutting down ceder trees with an axe and hauling the trunk out of the woods yourself.
ReplyDeleteIt helps if you hang out with fishermen who are so jacked that their nets rip before they give up trying to haul a load of fish out of the sea. Also, the first Pontiff of the church you found is a guy who took "The Rock" as a wrestling name.
It really really helps if your mom and her mom are virgins. So,baby daddy has no fixed address. The spirit impregnator is called "the big guys special emissionary." and you have a best selling book plagarized by people who never knew you. Just Sayin'. Having an llc incorporated as its own country with unlimited immunity is a plus.
Delete# 13: Karl Dall, a German comedian, recently deceased. RIP.
ReplyDelete#10, bingo!
ReplyDelete"Eliminate the middle-man.
DeleteMy day isn't complete until I've seen the shit Knuckle has posted on FB.
ReplyDelete#13 I do not get it, martin says he is a dead comedian but the picture i just do not get!!! grayman
ReplyDeleteIndica weed makes you heavy lidded and couch locks you, sativa doesn't.
DeleteI thought it was a disease being explained graphically. Got that one wrong. Another educational moment on knuckledraggin!
DeleteAny more drug questions, people?
DeleteSince when Is 15 superior? Where is that stated?
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