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Tuesday, December 22, 2020

Tuesday gifdump

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34 comments:

  1. #5 Is that dancing with the stars? My mom and sisters were into that show.

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  2. #6 Ol Big John always wanted to drive heavy equipment. He twert reel smart. One day my friend got his truck stuck and only Big John and my friend wee on the job site. They hooked the truck with chain to a D-8. My friend told Big John, go real slow now. Big John took off like a bat outta hell and pulled the bumper clean off the truck.

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  3. # 6 YUGO Fail Grand Champion, You're not man enough to see the ones that did not win.

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    1. Trabant. Not a whole lot of difference, quality wise.

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    2. I beg to differ.
      The vehicle being pulled apart is a Soviet-era VAZ 2101 "Zhiguli"; a heavily modified and licence-built version of the Fiat 124 tailored for the Soviet Union. It was widely exported to the West under the Lada brand.
      It can still be seen in large numbers on the roads of the former Soviet Union.

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    3. In the UK the Lada importers loaded the cars with lots of extras. They were sufficiently well made to make a reasonable low budget car. You could also get the Moskivich brand cars. These were dirt cheap but truly awful and would literally fall apart within a couple of years.

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    1. You stole my answer - no way Jose !

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    2. Possibly a crossing of a crevasse in Khumbu Icefall, first major obstacle climbing Everest.

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    3. Spent a week at Twin Falls Lodge in British Columbia. Had a choice of doing day hikes in the forest or going up on top of the melting glacier that dumps lots of water over the spectacular falls. Hiking the glacier was interesting and there was one spot that had a rickety bridge passing over a crevasse. I always wondered how many bodies are at the bottom of out-of-the-way crevasses where few people ever venture.

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    1. Doesn't matter, some ball-less gay euro-sport thingy. Real sports involve contact, blood and babes.

      In RealAmerica, bike racing would involve spikes sticking out from the wheel-hubs, armored gloves (with spikes), lengths of pipe for which to beat the opponent or shove into his wheels, maybe a random explosive or two...

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    2. I guessed his bike had problems and he'd had enough.

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    3. He's pissed at the team mechanic for his bike's shortcomings. Obviously the jerk doesn't own the bike.

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    4. Bike had problems. Not the first time. After the second repair attempt he had enough

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  6. #3 - Nope.

    #4 - also Nope.

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  7. #10. a+ for the perfect circles, and cut both of his hands off for graffiti.

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    1. But he can DO something really well. But I doubt free drawing circles feeds too many people.

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  8. #3. No. Not even with a herd of snow leopards chasing ... Well, maybe then.

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  9. #7 - Ah, the Quintain, or the modern version of it. Teaches you to hit AND block at the same time.

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    1. Intrestin', the sign changes 21 to 22 after he whacks it.

      Photoshop Pirates again?

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  10. #2 - I predict some serious personal injury lawsuits associated with that product.

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    1. Nah. They aren't overrun with ambulance chasers in India and Pakistan. (Everything else, but not lawyers...)

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  11. Whole lotta "Fuck No" on #3

    Barnifferous

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  12. #3 - and my wife threw a fit when I lashed 2 ladders together like that just to hang second story christmas lights.

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  13. Bicyclists....

    Fucking retards....

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  14. # 7 Darwin award nominee.

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