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Thursday, December 03, 2020

Who the fuck goes to a graveyard to pick up women?

MONROE COUNTY, Tenn. — An eastern Tennessee man apparently was looking for love in all the wrong places. 
According to the Monroe County Sheriff’s Office, a Tellico Plains man went to a cemetery expecting to meet a date. Instead, a man shot at him at least seven times and set his car on fire, the Advocate and Democrat of Madisonville reported.
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7 comments:

  1. BeansDecember 3, 2020 at 3:36 AM

    Actually, cemeteries are common hangouts for prostitutes...

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  2. CritterDecember 3, 2020 at 7:04 AM

    He was just there to fuck the dude's wife. This shit is easy. I should be a copper.

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  3. AbeDecember 3, 2020 at 7:28 AM

    I dated a girl years ago, and that was one of her kinks. She was a hot mess, but fun as hell in certain circumstances.

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  4. Bright EyesDecember 3, 2020 at 9:59 AM

    Necrophilic's looking for dead ones. Freakin at the Freakers ball.

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  5. ShermDecember 3, 2020 at 10:42 AM

    It is generally accepted that Mary Shelley, author of "Frankenstein," gave up her virginity to Percy Shelley, on her mother's grave.

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  6. Fa Cube ItchesDecember 3, 2020 at 2:30 PM

    "Who the fuck goes to a graveyard to pick up women?"

    Yo!
    - Ed Gein

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  7. ChaddDecember 3, 2020 at 8:37 PM

    I’m originally from Tellico Plains (population 650). I drove past this church about a month ago when we were up home visiting my Mom.

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