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Friday, December 18, 2020

Your Friday Morning Florida Report

DECEMBER 14--An intoxicated minor who was driving with a loaded AR-15 rifle in his lap Saturday evening told police that he carried the assault weapon because he “has seen crazy stuff since moving to Florida” from Alabama, according to arrest affidavits. 

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Sounds like a valid excuse to me.
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5 comments:

  1. AnonymousDecember 18, 2020 at 5:05 AM

    Well played young man - you have a good head on your shoulders. You have your priorities straight.

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    1. AnonymousDecember 18, 2020 at 8:47 AM

      Oh yeah, drunk driving says he’s all set to make positive life decisions.
      Drunk driving while not being old enough to buy alcohol is just the cherry on top.

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  2. Comrade TerryDecember 18, 2020 at 7:14 AM

    He's from Alabama, and he sees crazy stuff in Florida? That's rich!

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    1. SgtBobDecember 18, 2020 at 9:31 AM

      It's a different kind of crazy here.

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    2. BeansDecember 18, 2020 at 4:22 PM

      Usually caused by Rejects from Alabama and other states...

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