I had a wind-up metal toy submarine with twin screws. How did I know that when I wound it up and stuck it into the beautiful long hair of my cousin that it would take hours of trying to unravel until in desperation our mothers decided to take scissors to her hair? I was only 6 yrs old.
#9 - who's their roofer!! I mean, damn, that's a strong roof. Here in hurricane country we need that guy.
ReplyDeleteThe rear of the car broke the overhang. Much of the weight is being pickup by the exterior wall.
DeleteOh Kenny some good ones here today, but I’m thinking that #10 is the winner. What you all think? That is one happy dog!!!!
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That's pure dog right there.
Delete#10 wins!
DeleteHeck ya
Delete#5 when the sign says 禁止停车, well ... coming soon to a town near you
ReplyDelete10) Good Boy.
ReplyDeleteThat Caddy in #9 got roofied.
ReplyDelete#10 Gott damn that's as good one.
ReplyDeleteI laughed like a motherfucker when I saw that one.
DeleteMe too
DeleteReally good ones, as always, Kenny!
ReplyDeleteTrue story: my friend in Truckee got his car pulled out of a tree by a railroad locomotive.
ReplyDeleteI had a wind-up metal toy submarine with twin screws. How did I know that when I wound it up and stuck it into the beautiful long hair of my cousin that it would take hours of trying to unravel until in desperation our mothers decided to take scissors to her hair? I was only 6 yrs old.
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