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Wednesday, January 20, 2021

Gotta watch those fumes

This Gwyneth Paltrow candle didn’t pass the smell test, according to a report. 

A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported. 

“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.
-Chuck

16 comments:

  1. Maybe too much nuclear waste?

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  2. She never said it didn't smell like an volatile fart...

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  3. Nothing says "hot pussy" like a vagina smelling, exploding candle....

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    1. Funny. All I can smell is burnt nose hair...

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  4. Not only does it smell like her cunt, it has PMS

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  5. Who wants a candle that smells like Paltrow's snatch? Probably smells like a can of cat food.

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  6. I heard Charlie Sheen is coming out with an entire box set of an assortment of bimbos he's banged butthole scents.

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  7. Probably a good thing she was only using it as a "candle".

    Too much? Stand by - it's gonna be a rollicking good year for us snark masters.

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  8. Hey Kenny;

    Well they always said "Beware of the power of Pussy"...I guess they weren't kidding.

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  9. I hope they finger out the problem...

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  10. Probably just like her own snatch and she did not tell anyone.

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  11. Pussy Farts are real.

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  12. Stinky fish shit smell everywhere, ppppphhhhuuuu
    JD

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  13. Maybe Paltrow's nasty old biscuit does explode. I shacked up with a vegetarian once, she had stash's of Beano all over the house. We broke up because I was rolling on the floor laughing when she described forming a giant blob of tofu into the shape of a turkey for a prior Thanksgiving, she even put those little paper footies on it to dress it up. I just started laughing again, f#ckin' vegetarians, gotta go.

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