A “This Smells Like My Vagina” candle that the actress peddles on Goop exploded into flames in the living room of a UK woman who won the odoriferous product in a quiz, the Sun reported.
“The candle exploded and emitted huge flames, with bits flying everywhere,” Jody Thompson, 50, told the outlet.
-Chuck
Maybe too much nuclear waste?
ReplyDeleteShe never said it didn't smell like an volatile fart...
ReplyDeleteNothing says "hot pussy" like a vagina smelling, exploding candle....
ReplyDeleteFunny. All I can smell is burnt nose hair...
DeleteBurnt hair... and fish.
DeleteNot only does it smell like her cunt, it has PMS
ReplyDeleteWho wants a candle that smells like Paltrow's snatch? Probably smells like a can of cat food.
ReplyDeleteI heard Charlie Sheen is coming out with an entire box set of an assortment of bimbos he's banged butthole scents.
ReplyDeleteProbably a good thing she was only using it as a "candle".
ReplyDeleteToo much? Stand by - it's gonna be a rollicking good year for us snark masters.
Hey Kenny;
ReplyDeleteWell they always said "Beware of the power of Pussy"...I guess they weren't kidding.
I hope they finger out the problem...
ReplyDeleteProbably just like her own snatch and she did not tell anyone.
ReplyDeletePussy Farts are real.
ReplyDeleteStinky fish shit smell everywhere, ppppphhhhuuuu
ReplyDeleteJD
Maybe Paltrow's nasty old biscuit does explode. I shacked up with a vegetarian once, she had stash's of Beano all over the house. We broke up because I was rolling on the floor laughing when she described forming a giant blob of tofu into the shape of a turkey for a prior Thanksgiving, she even put those little paper footies on it to dress it up. I just started laughing again, f#ckin' vegetarians, gotta go.
ReplyDeleteAhhh, a squirter...
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