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Friday, January 08, 2021

He really takes the cake with this excuse

JANUARY 4--You just expect more from a Geneus. 

After police found a scale and bags containing white and brown substances in his backpack, a Florida Man claimed that he was carrying “a bag of sugar and a bag of corn starch to bake a cake,” according to an arrest report.
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4 comments:

  1. MoFoJanuary 8, 2021 at 5:24 AM

    "Geneus" Ha!

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  2. SgtBobJanuary 8, 2021 at 8:17 AM

    Come on, now. Y'all need to give the young man a chance. He was about to turn his life around. And besides all that, he wadn' even driving the car the po-leece stopped.

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  3. MN SteelJanuary 8, 2021 at 11:33 AM

    More surprised his first name is Jethro instead of Ja-Hethrovius or some such shit.

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  4. rickn8orJanuary 8, 2021 at 11:53 AM

    Still doesn't beat "the wind blew that cocaine into mah purse" story.

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