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Tuesday, January 12, 2021

He was on a mission from God

An Ultimate Fighting Championship mixed martial arts fighter is accused of stabbing his two sisters early Thursday as they slept in a spare bedroom in his apartment because a “higher power” told him to do so, police in Florida said.
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6 comments:

  1. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2021 at 6:53 AM

    Well I’m on a mission from God, but I don’t go around stabbing my sisters. (Just kidding—about the part on being on a mission from God).

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  2. SteveJanuary 12, 2021 at 7:57 AM

    Sounds like 'roid rage.

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  3. CritterJanuary 12, 2021 at 10:33 AM

    Roids are a helluva drug.

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  4. Fa Cube ItchesJanuary 12, 2021 at 11:47 AM

    But will he still be able to get the money to the Cook County Assessor's Office in time?

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  5. LargeMargeJanuary 12, 2021 at 12:35 PM

    I imagine one sister says to the other sister:
    "Let's go visit our nut-case brother with all the knives for a sleep-over!"

    Second sister says:
    "Great idea! I'll bring the bandages!"

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  6. AnonymousJanuary 12, 2021 at 4:23 PM

    No, the Blues Brothers were on a Mission From God. This guy guy is just fucked up!

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