Idiot Congressman receives backlash for opening prayer
WASHINGTON, D.C. (ABC4) – A Missouri congressman is receiving some criticism after closing out an opening prayer with “amen and a woman” over the weekend.
He's also qualified because, according to the low-info journalist who wrote this article, Representative Cleaver (no relation to Ward and June) is a United Methodist 'paster'.
C'mon man, Cleaver is also a cousin to the late Eldridge Cleaver, yet another famous figure in the Black Panther Party. Doesn't that qualify you to be elected as a representative?
I wouldn't mind so much, but this guy was supposedly a pastor in his prior life. You'd think that he might have come across the meaning of the word once or twice in his prior occupation and since he supposedly has a Master of Divinity degree from St. Paul School of Theology.
'Course he's only trying to comply with the U.S. House Representatives new Congressional rules of "inclusivity" as designed by the reigning Demonrat fookin' loon Nancy Piglosi, good Catholic representative of the 12th Congressional District of California that she is.
You know, rules that do away with certain COMMON USE gender specific pronouns like father, mother, daughter and son to name a few.
That's the kind of representation we'll get from the House for the next two years. After all, they're all about The Peoples Work. Heh.
"'Course he's only trying to comply with the U.S. House Representatives new Congressional rules of "inclusivity" as designed by the reigning Demonrat fookin' loon Nancy Piglosi, good Catholic representative of the 12th Congressional District of California that she is."
Surely the St. Paul School of Theology (and Beauty College) addressed "You cannot serve God and Mammon" sometime during his matriculation there.
Systemic racism and toxic cis-het masculinity are to blame for this unfortunate incident. Now let's discuss what would be appropriate reparations for Representative Cleaver.
"On June 25, 2000, a road in Kansas City was renamed Emanuel Cleaver II Boulevard". I always thought it was in good taste to wait until the person had died before honoring them with naming a road, a building, a school or something like that. In my book that kind of cheapens the whole thing.
But wait, there's more: "On April 6, 2012, the Kansas City Star reported that Bank of America sued Cleaver Company LLC for $1.46 million over a commercial real estate loan for a Grandview car wash".
Nothing like sending crooked pastors to Washington to do the people's business.
It has been proclaimed that to close a "prayer" one must end it with A-dude. Since commie don't pray to any entity than themselves, maybe there should be a new hymen called "A-dude" and the music played to the old "Hey Jude" tune. POS commies have a hard time putting words together so forget any other words to the new song. They can all just lean left and repeat "A-dude" over and over with their eyes closed.
This is what you get for electing someone who's only qualification is he's black.
ReplyDeleteHe's also qualified because, according to the low-info journalist who wrote this article, Representative Cleaver (no relation to Ward and June) is a United Methodist 'paster'.
DeleteAmen!
DeleteAnd he is one of the smartest donks in Washington.
ReplyDeleteDude even fucked up the grammar of his idiot closing; should have been "Amen and Awomen", but then again, he's just another honna stoont.
ReplyDelete"This is what you get for electing someone who's only qualification is he's black."
Hey now, be fair! He's also really, really good at taking bribes.
C'mon man, Cleaver is also a cousin to the late Eldridge Cleaver, yet another famous figure in the Black Panther Party. Doesn't that qualify you to be elected as a representative?
ReplyDeleteI wouldn't mind so much, but this guy was supposedly a pastor in his prior life. You'd think that he might have come across the meaning of the word once or twice in his prior occupation and since he supposedly has a Master of Divinity degree from St. Paul School of Theology.
ReplyDelete'Course he's only trying to comply with the U.S. House Representatives new Congressional rules of "inclusivity" as designed by the reigning Demonrat fookin' loon Nancy Piglosi, good Catholic representative of the 12th Congressional District of California that she is.
You know, rules that do away with certain COMMON USE gender specific pronouns like father, mother, daughter and son to name a few.
That's the kind of representation we'll get from the House for the next two years. After all, they're all about The Peoples Work. Heh.
"'Course he's only trying to comply with the U.S. House Representatives new Congressional rules of "inclusivity" as designed by the reigning Demonrat fookin' loon Nancy Piglosi, good Catholic representative of the 12th Congressional District of California that she is."
DeleteSurely the St. Paul School of Theology (and Beauty College) addressed "You cannot serve God and Mammon" sometime during his matriculation there.
I am SO sorry about that Emancipation thing. I had NO idea...
ReplyDeleteTHIS is an example of the type of people that are making the laws we have to live by!
ReplyDeleteHe wrote his ticket to hell due to what he ended his ass-lick prayer with.
ReplyDeleteSystemic racism and toxic cis-het masculinity are to blame for this unfortunate incident. Now let's discuss what would be appropriate reparations for Representative Cleaver.
ReplyDeleteHire the (mentally) handicapped. They're fun to watch.
ReplyDeleteHis church choir sang Hymns and Hurs.
ReplyDeleteFrom Cleaver's illustrious past:
ReplyDelete"On June 25, 2000, a road in Kansas City was renamed Emanuel Cleaver II Boulevard".
I always thought it was in good taste to wait until the person had died before honoring them with naming a road, a building, a school or something like that. In my book that kind of cheapens the whole thing.
But wait, there's more:
"On April 6, 2012, the Kansas City Star reported that Bank of America sued Cleaver Company LLC for $1.46 million over a commercial real estate loan for a Grandview car wash".
Nothing like sending crooked pastors to Washington to do the people's business.
It has been proclaimed that to close a "prayer" one must end it with A-dude. Since commie don't pray to any entity than themselves, maybe there should be a new hymen called "A-dude" and the music played to the old "Hey Jude" tune. POS commies have a hard time putting words together so forget any other words to the new song. They can all just lean left and repeat "A-dude" over and over with their eyes closed.
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