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Tuesday, January 05, 2021

So much for keeping his blood pressure down

A man recently released from prison due to concerns over his high-risk status for contracting the novel coronavirus was involved in a shooting on Detroit's West Side. 

Ronald Segars, 49 years of age, was released into the general public in June because of his high blood pressure and a recent stroke. 

5 comments:

  1. I love it when they spell the last name in the beginning of the article differently than down further in the story.

    It's almost like they're intentionally doing it, but they wouldn't have a reason for that, nicht war?

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  2. Had some homies to deal with in regards to his incarceration.

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  3. Strike 1 6 months HARD labor
    Strike 2 1 year HARD labor
    Strike 3 pow

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    1. No sense not trying to do a little reforming first time out. Get 'em some education, drug rehab if necessary, etc. On discharge, let them know that they really, really don't want to re-offend.

      Second time out? Good news, you've won a lifetime career in entertainment! Bad news? Well, you'll be part of a matched pair in this afternoon's main event at the gladiatorial tournament. Better news? Ad revenue from the games helps offset the cost of all that education and rehabilitation that you got first time around, and your housing/food costs - if necessary - this time around.

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  4. The article says jail, not prison, so either he was serving a short sentence and would have been out in less than a year anyhow, or he was awaiting trial and could have been out even sooner if he had a little money for bail.

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