I’ve literally done that! I was trying to leave a underground parking garage in DC on a Friday afternoon. Some suit pulls his Mercedes in front of my parking spot and hops out. I hollered at him, he just raised one finger, as in wait a minute. Blocked, I lit a cigarette hoping to calm down. It didn’t work. I got the left side front fender against his car and started pushing. As the rear of the car swung around, the corner of my bumper traveled down the driver side of his car, from center of the door, to the rear. As I pushed the rear fender into the tire, I started to smile. The garage was too low for a wrecker. And that car wasn’t going to move on it’s own, anymore. The cherry on the top was as my bumper crease moved on to the rear tail light, it shot out like a cork in a bottle. Shattering on the concrete. Now I was clear. I stopped, lit another cigarette and waited for him to return. He didn’t. So I drove on home. Entirely stress free! Frank Fisher
Oddly, his car seems to be undamaged.
ReplyDeleteKinda like giving someone a head but.
Deleteliving in JA years ago a parking spot was seperate from rent. So no, it's more like fuck that guy
ReplyDeleteI’ve literally done that!
ReplyDeleteI was trying to leave a underground parking garage in DC on a Friday afternoon.
Some suit pulls his Mercedes in front of my parking spot and hops out. I hollered at him, he just raised one finger, as in wait a minute.
Blocked, I lit a cigarette hoping to calm down. It didn’t work.
I got the left side front fender against his car and started pushing. As the rear of the car swung around, the corner of my bumper traveled down the driver side of his car, from center of the door, to the rear.
As I pushed the rear fender into the tire, I started to smile. The garage was too low for a wrecker. And that car wasn’t going to move on it’s own, anymore.
The cherry on the top was as my bumper crease moved on to the rear tail light, it shot out like a cork in a bottle. Shattering on the concrete.
Now I was clear.
I stopped, lit another cigarette and waited for him to return.
He didn’t. So I drove on home. Entirely stress free!
Frank Fisher
😉
DeleteThat's pretty polite. I'd have lit them on fire after I got mine clear.
ReplyDeleteThat is exactly I carry a valve core tool in each of my vehicles.
DeleteGotta say, this reminds me of the time I parked my Mercedes in a garage in D.C. and came back and found it all fucked up...
DeleteValve core tool? I call that a knife.
ReplyDeleteKnife works on valve stem also.
DeleteAnd no you know why people with bigger vehicles park far away from everybody lese
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