If irony is not dead, it's in the ICU on the ventilator, on dialysis, with a temporary pacing wire in the right ventricle, and a head CT scan that reads "status post massive stroke with near complete loss of grey/white matter differentiation".
Been there, done that, a few times. Did NOT hit the State Trooper. He looked up from writing a ticket as I blew the horn, pulled forward 10 feet, and my car stopped before touching his on that occasion. And if you think I'm a lousy driver, you did not see what was going on around me.
A zillion years ago on the way up to Big Bear in an icy blizzard, I did a similar stunt in my car. There was zero traffic because the roads were closed. I slipped past the chain guy because I know the road, bitches! Feeling frisky I thought I'd impress my date for the weekend with an e-brake donut. My hand slipped off the brake handle and I barely kept us from testing the guardrail or worse. When I finally got it stopped she said, and I quote "That was fun, can you do it again?" I miss her to this day.
Christmas 1989 Jacksonville, Fl and a few inches of snow. Black ice on overpass took me by surprise...oh shit and a 360 and thank goodness no traffic. No harm, no foul. Whom ever in that SUV I feel for ya. No harm, no foul.
The driver of the vehicle in addition to laundry problems now gets a nice ticket for unsafe operation..... You just KNOW the cop didn't let that pass without generating some revenue.
Did you aee that Cop rear end that guy? geeez
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You watching the same video I was? Idiot!
DeleteIf irony is not dead, it's in the ICU on the ventilator, on dialysis, with a temporary pacing wire in the right ventricle, and a head CT scan that reads "status post massive stroke with near complete loss of grey/white matter differentiation".
DeleteI'll be sure to hit the /sarc button so you can follow along next time, idiot!
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Luckiest SOB of the morning.
ReplyDeleteWith today's cars, that little touch is about $5000 in damage.
ReplyDeleteBeen there, done that, a few times.
ReplyDeleteDid NOT hit the State Trooper. He looked up from writing a ticket as I blew the horn, pulled forward 10 feet, and my car stopped before touching his on that occasion.
And if you think I'm a lousy driver, you did not see what was going on around me.
Get your foot off the gas and put it in neutral. Geez.
ReplyDeleteA zillion years ago on the way up to Big Bear in an icy blizzard, I did a similar stunt in my car. There was zero traffic because the roads were closed. I slipped past the chain guy because I know the road, bitches! Feeling frisky I thought I'd impress my date for the weekend with an e-brake donut. My hand slipped off the brake handle and I barely kept us from testing the guardrail or worse. When I finally got it stopped she said, and I quote "That was fun, can you do it again?"
ReplyDeleteI miss her to this day.
Christmas 1989 Jacksonville, Fl and a few inches of snow. Black ice on overpass took me by surprise...oh shit and a 360 and thank goodness no traffic. No harm, no foul. Whom ever in that SUV I feel for ya. No harm, no foul.
ReplyDeleteThe driver of the vehicle in addition to laundry problems now gets a nice ticket for unsafe operation..... You just KNOW the cop didn't let that pass without generating some revenue.
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